Friend : Has kpop really taken over your life ?
Me :
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Friend : Has kpop really taken over your life ?
Me :
Junho: if i die donate my body to science
Junho: except for my middle finger
Junho: give it to Minhee
Minhee: fuck you too
Seungyoun: i’m more concerned about the fact that Junho said ‘if’ instead of ‘when’.
Dohyon: i sleep with scissors under my pillow
Junho: weak, i sleep with a gun
Yohan: you’re both pathetic
Junho: what do you sleep with?
Yohan: Hangyul
*without Seungwoo and Seungyoun*
Kidnapper: we have your son
Hangyul: let me speak with him
Kidnapper: go ahead you’re on speaker
Hangyul: dumbass
Wooseok: if you like me, raise your hand.
Junho: what if i don’t like you though?
Wooseok: then raise your standard.
Seungwoo: *pulls back shower curtains while Dongpyo is showering*
Seungwoo: are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of milk?
Yohan: I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
Yohan: It was a fanta sea.
Minhee: I need a glass of boneless ice
Yohan: You need a what?
Minhee: Tasteless soup
Junho: Water. He wants water.
Dohyon: so do short people also start their stories like...”when i was little” or they just say “As i am today...”
Seungyoun: ask Pyo
Swing: so, what do you have to say to a staff member when he messes up?
Wooseok, annoyed: “you’re fired”
Dongpyo: “you’re unable to work here again”
Seungyoun: “you’re jobnn’t”
Minhee: “you’re promoted to a customer”
Hyeongjun: if i download a movie in Jamaica, does that make me a pirate or the Caribbean?
Hangyul: i swear, if you don’t go to sleep-
Judge: how do you plead?
Minhee: *looks at Hangyul*
Hangyul: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
Minhee: hot milky
Hangyul, banging his head on the table: just lock him up
*2seung texting*
Seungwoo: what are you wearing?
Seungyoun: just my underwear ;)
Seungwoo: so you still haven’t done the laundry
Seungyoun:
Seungyoun: no i haven’t.
Seungyoun: be my sugar daddy
Wooseok: please go away. i’m trying to do my science homework.
Seungyoun: be my fructose father then
Seungyoun: my glucose guardian
Seungyoun: polysaccharide parent
Seungyoun: carbohydrate caretaker
Wooseok:
Hyeongjun: so you’re bisexual right?
Seungyoun: yeah
Hyeongjun: so are you gay on your mum or on your dad’s side?
Seungyoun:
Minhee: ok so olive oil is made of olives right?
Hangyul: yeah
Minhee: then baby oil-
Hangyul: STOP
Yohan: I think there’s something wrong with Junho. Lately he’s been quiet, antisocial and moody.
Hyeongjun: ...Have you even met Junho?!