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No. Five: Why are you crying?

Séance: Because I’m stupid.

No. Five: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For instance, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Spaceboy: You guys, we just got back together. You might not want to ditch on her birthday.

Séance: I think Luther has a point. You can see it another day.

Rumor: But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Vanya’s birthday for me. Surprise, she’s older. Who saw that coming?

Spaceboy: Aw, that’s nice. Put that on Vanya’s cake.

Carmichael: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son!

No. Five: Real weird take on my crappy father.

Séance: Damn, Five, are you secretly cool?

No. Five: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Séance: I do not.

Kraken:I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Séance:All I drank was Redbull!

Kraken: How many?

Séance:Eighteen.

Horror: is anyone else scared?

Séance: Nope. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

Spaceboy: I wish we could block people in real life.

Rumor: A restraining order.

Séance: Murder.

No. 5: So, I have a science head canon-

Kraken: Can’t you just say hypothesis like a normal person?

No.5:

No. 5: Anyways, I have a science head canon-

Séance: I ain’t talking.

Hazel, holding a knife: Y’know, we’ve got ways of making people talk... *holds up a cake and starts to cut it*

Séance: ... can I have some?

Cha-Cha: Cake is for talkers.

No. 5: Can I swear?

Rumor: Yes, you can swear.

No. 5: F-

Rumor: Go on.

No. 5: I’m nervous.

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