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YOU live in the real world. I live in my rpf mind palace.

Will Smith Hockey refusing to leave the state of Massachusetts even to train with his team unless chaperoned by the freshmen line the summer Ryan Leonard decided to go hard on micro-influencers and sorority girls on dating apps. His ass gotta be around to cockblock. He learned his lesson from letting Mack go off to Switzerland and patron strip clubs. He can’t take any more chances with the harem slipping after that. He really thought the girlies would understand why he can’t go to Van given the circumstances.

I LOVE THIS. You're so right, Will is absolutely making it his personal mission this summer to not only suck as many dicks as possible but ALSO to cockblock Ryan Leonard at every opportunity. This is partly out of spite and partly because despite what he wants everyone to believe, he's not completely over his first love.

You're also so right about him being upset about Mack's Switzerland adventures. The last straw for him was when Mack drunkenly Snapchatted Will a video of a pretty blond male stripper rubbing up on him. Mack has lowkey been in the doghouse ever since and this is why Will keeps coming up with excuses to avoid facetime sex. Mack is PAINFULLY horned up and making it everyone's problem. It's to the point that Dickie is messaging Will pleading him to put out or give Mack SOMETHING to work with, Mack's working them like dogs in his training camp of horrors. Will leaves him on read, only responding once to heart a singular message comparing Mack to Rick.

Little does Sam know, this is all part of Mack and Will's cat-and-mouse game. Will is intentionally riling Mack up so the next time they see each other in person, Mack abandons all chivalry and fucks Will's brains out while bending him over the living room couch. Mack knows this, Will knows this. They can't wait to see each other in August.

#the girlies (me and you anon) DO understand you will #asks #willmack #willeno #hockey rpf #my bullshit for me #do NOT compare mack to his dad within earshot of wsh ok #not unless you want to see will weak in the knees over the idea of mack turning into rick #will is good at hiding how down bad he is most of the time but NOT when someone mentions that #when will saw how much mack looked like rick in that recent video of him being interviewed by barstool jesse it almost broke will's resolve #he nearly sent mack a hole pic then and there #fortunately gabe was able to talk some sense into him

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the lion does not concern itself with the real love life of its rpf ships

have you thought about draisaitl and will? there’s only one fic about them, but it’s really interesting.

I'm not super familiar with Leon Draisaitl but I am going to look for that fic you mentioned later today and give it a read. I am very intrigued by the idea of Draisaitl and Will hooking up when the Sharks are in Edmonton.

#asks

Got any thoughts on omega!mack fucking beta!will?

I've been pondering this since I first saw this in my inbox. I do really love it when omegaverse fics explore the idea of omegas being tops instead of de facto bottoms, so I am all about this. I love the idea of Mack being an omega that is very open about being a top and giving omegas much-needed stone top representation. Also love the idea of Will being a beta that prefers to be the receiving partner and normally goes for alphas for that reason but quickly realizes that Mack matches his freak perfectly.

#i'm so sorry for the late response. catching up on asks rn #asks #omegaverse began as an intentional queering of traditional heteronormative dynamics and we need to get back to that!