jenni: rules are made to be broken.
dad: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.
devi: uh, piñatas.
kate: glow sticks.
lori: karate boards.
matt: spaghetti when you have a small pot.
jenni: rules.
dad:
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jenni: rules are made to be broken.
dad: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.
devi: uh, piñatas.
kate: glow sticks.
lori: karate boards.
matt: spaghetti when you have a small pot.
jenni: rules.
dad:
jenni: anyone d-
lori: depressed?
matt: drained?
devi: dumb?
kate: disliked?
jenni: -done with their work... are y'all ok...
jenni: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute.
lori: why?
matt: are you in a hurry?
jenni: no, i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
dad: we have fun, don’t we, jenni?
jenni: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
devi, banging on the door: val! open up!
val: well, it all started when I was a kid...
kate: no, she meant-
lori: let her finish.
lori: if you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
stephen: what if it bites me and it dies??
devi: then you’re poisonous. jesus christ, stephen, learn to listen.
kate: what if it bites itself and I die?
sam: that’s voodoo.
matt: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
stephen: that’s correlation, not causation.
kate: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
lori: that’s kinky.
sam: oh my god.
stephen: *screams*
lori: *screams louder to establish dominance*
kate: should we do something?
devi: no, I want to see who wins.
lori: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
stephen: Three words.
lori:
devi: gabe, you play this harmonica and get $100,000,000.... but, 1,000,000 people will die-
gabe: *violent harmonica playing*
devi: gABE NO
sam: like this video if you think being haunted is... kinda hot.
lori: swallowing glass just to stay pure...
kate: if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please dont swallow glass.
Sam: If there are any spirits here.... can you tell me... does this sound like Shakira? Lele le le-
Lori: Man, I need a drink. *pours a shot of apple juice*
Lori: I hate the homeless...
Y'all: *stunned silence*
Lori: *flips cue card* ...ness problem... that plagues our city.
Lori: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Josh: We goin to McDonald's If I don't do my work?!
Lori: nO!
Kate: *strained breathing* Welcome to our house.
Kate: *heavy breathing* Let me guess,
Kate: *collapsing* Alfredo?
Kate: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Sam: *in the distance* Or murder!