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Today's Document
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@incorrectuswnt
Police Officer: I’m pulling you over because you were trying to fit four people on a motorcycle.
Sonnett, with Sam, Lindsey, and Rose behind her: Wait, four?!
Officer: Yeah, you, the two blondes and-
Sonnett: MAL FUCKING FELL OFF??!
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Rose: I sure showed those guys, huh.
Rose: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
Sonnett: Okay yeah I love Lindsey! I have loving feelings for Lindsey. But does that mean I’m IN love with her? No-
Sonnett: Oh my god... I’m in love with Lindsey.
Sonnett, to Rose and Mal: Why didn’t you guys tell me?!
Mal: We thought you knew!
Sam Mewis: fashionably late? No, anxiously early.
Sonnett: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.
Lindsey: So it wasn’t you?
Sonnett: I mean, yeah, it was, but I’m still offended.
Lindsey: Is she always like this when she loses?
Tobin: Oh yeah. You should've been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2012.
Alex: You bumped the table and you know it!
Alex: We're so in sync we finish each others...
Kelley: *not paying attention*
Alex: Sssss...?
Kelley: sssSOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
Sonnett, putting honey in her tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Becky: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Sonnett: I absolutely do not.
Dawn Scott: What are your goals?
Rose: To pet all the dogs.
Dawn: No, your fitness goals.
Rose: To run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs.
Sonnett: Dude-
Lindsey: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don't you dare call me 'dude'.
Tobin: My heart is telling me yes, but Christen is telling me no.
Becky: Since I'm going out of town for a while, I've left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Becky, picking a piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, "Sonnett stop doing that" just applies to everything.
*sirens going off in the distance*
Tierna, who has never done anything wrong in her life: They've found me.
Sonnett: Ow! My armkle!
Ali: Your what?
Lindsey, sighing: Her wrist.
Tobin: *gives Mal a disappointed look*
Mal: Don't look at me like that. You're not my real dad.
Ashlyn: Ali can you come here? I need you.
Ali: For?
Ashlyn: Ever.
Ali: *voice breaking* Oh.
Ali: *sniffling* Okay.