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*The squad is having dinner together*

Varian: Nuru, can you pass the salt?

Nuru: *Throws Hugo across the table*

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Hugo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Varian: Oh, you’ve been?

Hugo: Once. In Monopoly

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Varian: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Nuru: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Varian: Welcome, fellow idiots

Nuru: Hello, Varian

Varian: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Nuru: You underestimate me

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Varian: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Nuru: What's that?

Varian: You've never had leftovers???

Nuru: No, because I'm not a quitter

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Varian: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found

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Nuru : Hugo isn’t answering his phone

Varian: I’ll call

Nuru: Yong and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Hugo: Hello?

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Nuru: Dammit, Hugo!

Hugo: What?! It wasn’t me!

Nuru: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Varian!

Varian: Not me either.

Nuru: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Yong: *whistles*

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Varian, about Hugo: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Yong: Are we stealing them?

Nuru: New or used?

Varian : Wonderful responses, both of you

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Nuru : Why are your tongues purple?

Hugo : We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Varian: I had a red one.

Nuru : oh

Nuru :

Nuru : OH

Yong:

Yong: You drank each other's slushies?

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Nuru : I just ended a four year relationship.

Yong: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Nuru : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Varian and Hugo fighting from across the room*

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Varian: I don't like snow

Varian: it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

Varian: I also was once thrown into a blizzard but it has nothing to do with this

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Hugo, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Yong: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hugo , with the tone of someone who is used to Yong: Outstanding.

Hugo : This is what I’m talking about people.

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Hugo : Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Varian: Twelve, actually.

Hugo : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Varian: Yours!

Hugo : That's right: no one's.

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Varian : Hugo! My face is on fire!

Hugo: Varian! Are you ok?!

Varian : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Hugo: But your face is on fire.

Varian : Yes. It's much faster than shaving

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Nuru : What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Hugo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning

Nuru : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Store Worker: Would Mr. Hugo please come to the front desk?

Hugo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Nuru and Varian

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Nuru and Varian, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Hugo : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me