Incorrect Vancouver Canucks Quotes

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." -Henrik Sedin

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Ben Hutton: Are you as tired as I am?

Chris Tanev: More. But I'm tougher and I complain less.

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Elias Pettersson: You know you're not actually my dad, right?

Alex Edler: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your father.

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Wait what the hell happened to demko and Baer?

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Jake Virtanen: Just met a friend of yours. Antoine Roussel, visibly skeptical: A friend…? Jake Virtanen: An enemy. Antoine Roussel: Oh! Which one?

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Brandon Sutter: Where are you?

Ben Hutton: I'm in the desert, but there is water here.

Brandon Sutter: You mean the beach?

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Bo Horvat: Brock, why are you sitting on top of a Christmas tree?

Brock Boeser: Because I'm a star.

[skatesandrec]

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[prior to the game against San Jose]

Antoine Roussel: I’m not a Dallas Star anymore, so I’m going to bite the next person who puts their hand on my face.

Brandon Sutter: What? Why? 

Antoine Roussel, shrugging: Spezza was like 95% of my impulse control.

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Ben Hutton: Come to think of it, I saw a weird person in front of Edler's house.

Brandon Sutter: Oh? When did he hang a mirror in front of his house?

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Travis Green: I like all my players equally.

[earlier that day]

Travis Green: I do not care for Loui.

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Loui Eriksson: Why is this happening to me?

Loui Eriksson: God, are you punishing me because my hair is better than yours?

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Jacob Markstrom: Stech, if there's one thing you've taught me it's to appreciate the little things.

Troy Stecher: That's really sweet I-

Troy Stecher: WAIT WAS THAT A SHORT JOKE?!

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Loui Eriksson: Coach gave me a get better soon card.

Bo Horvat: Aw, that's nice.

Loui Eriksson: I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

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Ben Hutton: Okay, am I dressed alright?

Alex Edler: The answer to that has never been yes.

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Jake Virtanen: My girlfriend wants to follow me on twitter and I'm like woah are we there yet?

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Erik Gudbranson: I hate going to the kitchen and realizing I'm the only snack in the house.

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Jake Virtanen: I know nobody asked for my advice...

Ben Hutton: Yet you're talking.

Jake Virtanen: ...but I agree with Ben.

Ben Hutton: Let's hear him out.