RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Three Goblin Art
Keni
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Kaledo Art
Not today Justin
izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
Stranger Things
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@incorrectventuriantalequotes
Gavin Toast: Jimmy, are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for?
Jimmy Casket: Okay, sorry, you’re right.
(THUMP)
Gavin Toast: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW?
This has the most notes of anything I have ever posted.
I love how this is my legacy.
Spooker: Hi! Sorry, I’m late-
Ghost: Why are your shoes wet?
Spooker: I stepped in a puddle.
Ghost: Why would you do that?
Spooker: ... It was a puddle.
Jimmy Casket- “I poisoned one of the drinks while you were in the bathroom!”
Jimmy Casket- “But I’ll be honest with you... I can’t remember which one...”
Gavin Toast- “The way this date is going I hope it’s mine.”
Johnny Toast- Gavin, this is an intervention. You need to stop summoning ghosts- you’re going to get yourself possessed!
Gavin Toast, voice 2x deeper than usual, eyes glowing and nearby objects floating ominously- Bold of you to assume I’m not already possessed.
Jenny Toast, getting really worried- GAVIN-
Johnny- Calm down I think he’s bluffing.
Colon- I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Johnny Toast- We could attack The Housekeeper with hummus.
Colon- …I stand corrected.
Toast- Just putting things into perspective.
Johnny Ghost- This is why I don’t say that anymore.
Sue- I survived!!!! I love when I do tha- (trips on a rock and dies)
Spencer, to the tune of sweet caroline- I want to die.
Sue- Bam Bam Bam!!!
Spooker- (messes up at anything at all)
Ghost- I consider myself a good person
Ghost- But I’m gonna try to make him cry.
Billy, getting fed up with Rebel Sally- I can be a rebel too!!
Billy- (KICKS OVER TRASH CAN)
Billy- ...
Sally- ...
Billy- (quietly cleans everything up)
Gertrude- Maddie, I can't find Billy anywhere! Can you find him?
Maddie- Do you think I have him microchipped or something?!
Gertrude- ... Well, do you?
Maddie- ...
Maddie- Yeah.
Gavin- I gave him a manual, He’ll be fine.
Toast- You know, Ghost can’t read.
Gavin- He’ll adapt.
Toast- He’ll adapt to reading?
Ghost (trapped in a room with a bomb)- Is that a four or a k?
Spooker (first day as apart of Toast’s Macaroni dealing)- *Giggling*
Spooker- We don’t have Macaroni, is Ravioli okay?
Spooker- (Gets stabbed, still laughing)
Johnny Toast, sitting outside on park bench enjoying the chilly weather and change of tree colors- “You know. English is a beautiful and complicated language. This season, for instance! In the UK, we call it Autumn, from the French word “Autompne” and later, the Latin “Autumnus”.”
Spooker, rolling in the leaves out of his mind- “HERE IN AMERICA WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE THE LEAFS FALL DOWN!”
Toast (sighing)- “Beautiful and complicated.”
Johnny Toast- Hey, what do you want to eat?
Jimmy Casket- The souls of th-
Spooker’s cat toy- The souls of the innocent!
Spooker- A bagel.
Spooker’s Cat Toy- NO!
Spooker- Two bagels.
Jimmy- YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
Johnny Ghost- Same.
Jimmy- JOHNNY!!!!!!
Sally- What time is it?
Billy- I dunno. Pass me my guitar and I’ll find out.
Billy- (PLAYS GUITAR LOUDLY)
Papa- BILLY, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GUITAR AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Billy- It’s two in the morning.
Gertrude Acachalla- You’re smiling. Did something good happen?
Papa Acachalla- Yes, I suppose something good did happen...
Spencer Acachalla, opening the back door, followed by the other three Acachalla kids and Maddie-friend- He left us all in the parking lot of the seven eleven!
Papa- (stops smiling)
Maddie-Friend- You need to apologize to Billy, man up!
Spencer Acachalla- I don’t want to "Man Up”, I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead!
Maddie- Congratulations, You’re doing a fantastic job.
Spencer- I was being sarcastic
Maddie- Bad job. You were doing a bad job at that.