#vttoast

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Johnny Toast- Gavin, this is an intervention. You need to stop summoning ghosts- you’re going to get yourself possessed!

Gavin Toast, voice 2x deeper than usual, eyes glowing and nearby objects floating ominously- Bold of you to assume I’m not already possessed.

Jenny Toast, getting really worried- GAVIN-

Johnny- Calm down I think he’s bluffing.

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Colon- I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Johnny Toast- We could attack The Housekeeper with hummus.

Colon- …I stand corrected.

Toast- Just putting things into perspective.

Johnny Ghost- This is why I don’t say that anymore.

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Johnny Toast- Hey, what do you want to eat?

Jimmy Casket- The souls of th-

Spooker’s cat toy- The souls of the innocent!

Spooker- A bagel.

Spooker’s Cat Toy- NO!

Spooker- Two bagels.

Jimmy- YOU CAN’T DO THAT!

Johnny Ghost- Same.

Jimmy- JOHNNY!!!!!!