can't believe noragami is beyoncé

Noragami spam at your service! Submission is open. Toufa is my OTP (Touno x Father)

[noragamispam]

Daikoku: Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solu-

Kofuku: The problem. Definitely the problem.

Daikoku: It was a rhetorical que-

Kofuku: I have some ideas on how to make the problem funnier.

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Yato: Whenever Yukine gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to ask me for help. 

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Yato: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.

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Hiyori: when I first met you I thought you were weird and annoying...

Yato: ...... Yato: and? *waiting excitedly*

Hiyori: and you are

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Yato: yeah me and Hiyori are really close. We share our food, we share a bed, we share toothbrush-

Hiyori: wait, we use the same toothbrush?!

Yato: ...no....

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Kiun: I’m gonna go to bed

Take: huh, but it’s just noon?

Kiun: time isn’t real

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Yato: You know what I realized?

Yukine: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Yato: Nice try. Anyway-

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Hiyori: hey

*Yato, laying seductively on a table*: hey

*table breaks*

[noragamispam]

Random stranger: is this man bothering you?

Hiyori *with a possessive Yato draped over her*: yes but he's my boyfriend, so I kind of signed up for this

[junkiejosten10]

Picrew Tag thingy

So I somehow found a really cool picrew and the courage to start a post so lol here you go

Here’s mine!

Tags: @booksandbeanbags​ @heccccccccc​ @oreosndscones​ @abraxos-is-toothless​ @jostenlovesminyard​ @princeofexy​ @koholania​ @applesandbannas747​ @certified-bi-fangirl-disaster​ @b00kworm​ @emilyfairchild​ @andrewfrickingminyard​ and of course, whoever sees this!

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

I love how you always go over the top, I love it 💖🥺

Here’s mine lol,,,

I tag : @aeolisten @aelinfeyreeleven945tbln @fangirltrash74 @thelandunderthehilll @vintage-morning-wine @wanttobefictional @thanatosangels @poetoutofthebeast + anyone else go ahead! 💖

[wanttobefictional]

I’ve done a lot of picrews but this one was actually really fun

@stuckys-hot-dogs @simon-lewis-is-a-skinny-legend @helpivefallen-infandoms

[helpivefallen-infandoms-closed]

Ahh! Thank you for the tag!! <3

@lesbiansquid3 @iluvmilkchoco​ @a-gay-weeb​ @thatbassistbitch​

[iluvmilkchoco]

My hair grew lol. @anyone

[rioted-choas]

i dyed my hair. they need more hair choices but it is a girl piccrew so i understand.  tagging: @incorrect-mha-bnha​ @tired-taro​ @iluvmilkchoco​ @biberick​ @ramen-hair-denki​ @madman-with-a-snogbox​

[incorrect-mha-bnha]

I look like I’m about to write drastic angst whic isn’t far from the truth. Oh and I threw in a little buddy~

[incorrect-noragamiquotes]

I really like the art style.

Tagging: @noragamispam @noragamiheadcanon @noragamiara

[noragamispam]

I forgot to post mine asdfghj, but thank you for the tag^^ tag @ anyone

[milimaaa]

Yatori: eskimo kiss

Yatobisha: french kiss

Suzune: cheek kiss

Daifuku: neck kiss

Kazubisha: spider-man kiss

Yatoma: collarbone kiss

Takekiun: hand kiss

[noragamispam]

Toufa: butt cheek kiss

[noragamispam]

Yato: in the name of the moon I’ll punish you!

Yato: *moons at you*

[noragamispam]

Noragami fact #2

Did you know that Adachitoka was planning to have toufa play an important part in the story but they realized that we wouldn't be ready fathom how deeply exquisite it is on both an emotional and physical level

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can’t believe fridge-kun vored yukine

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Yato: can you pass the salt?

Yukine: can you stop buying stupid expensive stuff, you idiot?

Yato: that’s too much salt

[milimaaa]

A good while ago I did a puffkine edit on my sideblog @noragamispam​. It turned out that people was interested in having it on a t-shirt. So that’s what I did! But of course I had to do it from scratch and draw my own puffkine. It was easier to do it because I bought a drawing tablet earlier this week since I want to learn how to draw digitally.

The site where you can find this design is on teepublic(.)com I won’t link the site because then this post won’t show up in the tag

I hope that people are still interested! :3

[noragamispam]

Confirmed

Noragami season 3 coming out February the 30th, 2019!!

[noragamispam]

It’s a little more than a year ago since I made this post.

Remember kids

don’t get to to worked up before fully reading a text