Oct 18, 2019
Being a florist is like being a therapist, but for plants.
Jordan Venturian
~Another Minecraft Tale Season 2 Episode 2
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Being a florist is like being a therapist, but for plants.
Jordan Venturian
~Another Minecraft Tale Season 2 Episode 2
Spooker: Hi! Sorry, I’m late-
Ghost: Why are your shoes wet?
Spooker: I stepped in a puddle.
Ghost: Why would you do that?
Spooker: ... It was a puddle.
Oh, hi, thanks for checkin’ in, I’m ~Still a piece of Garbage!!~
Johnny Ghost, probably
Greetings, Fellow Adventurers!
A Little About This Blog:
THIS IS NOT AN INCORRECT QUOTES BLOG!
While there will likely be incorrect quotes popping up (because I am a sucker for incorrect quotes), it’s a little weird to typecast real live people, especially when they have such a wide selection of real quotes.
Therefore, most if not all of the quotes which appear on this blog will be real live quotes from actual videos.
Why did I make this blog?
Well, the main reason is of course that I watch a lot of VT and I absolutely love their one-liners and the sibling dynamic on the channel. But another reason would be to provide source material for incorrect quote blogs, as well as just a place for funny and clean humor.
What will be the format of the blog?
Mostly, this will have the quotes from the newer videos as they come out and I watch them. However, because I do love the old VT videos too, there will likely be bursts of quotes from them in the queue from whenever I watch them. There may also be some memes made with their one-liners if people want to see them. It depends on how many notes and votes a one-liner gets. (Please note, this does not apply to chats, unfortunately.)
Why did I start now?
Well, if you watch the channel, you might have seen that the four siblings have just started Season 2 of Another Minecraft Tale, with all four of them together. I felt that just as this was symbolic of how the channel would essentially not change, despite the changes in their lives, it’s also important to remember where the channel came from. This blog has been in the works for a while, but with the new season of an old series starting out, I felt that this was a perfect time to finally get the blog in the public eye.
A Little About Me:
There’s not a whole lot to say, honestly. I’m an adventurer, I have been for some years now. I prefer the series to the GMods except when they’re playing a specific game-mode, such as Prop-Hunt or the ever-popular Murder! (Da-da-da-duh!) This is a side-blog, so you might occasionally see my main pop up around here. If there’s anything you want to ask or submit or talk about, the ask box is completely open! Even if you just want to talk about the latest episodes. :)
Well, this has been fun, but I think it is now time to say:
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!
Johnny Toast- Gavin, this is an intervention. You need to stop summoning ghosts- you’re going to get yourself possessed!
Gavin Toast, voice 2x deeper than usual, eyes glowing and nearby objects floating ominously- Bold of you to assume I’m not already possessed.
Jenny Toast, getting really worried- GAVIN-
Johnny- Calm down I think he’s bluffing.
Colon- I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Johnny Toast- We could attack The Housekeeper with hummus.
Colon- …I stand corrected.
Toast- Just putting things into perspective.
Johnny Ghost- This is why I don’t say that anymore.
Spencer, to the tune of sweet caroline- I want to die.
Sue- Bam Bam Bam!!!
Whoah (tears in her eyes) - We lost a lot of sandwiches that day...
Whoah cont. - As well as several human lives.