100% real quotes

just a bunch of stuff that victon would probably say. // following from @han-seungwoow

[incorrectvicton]

Chan: What's the movie, where they bring that monster back to life and then have to destroy it?

*in unison*

Seungsik: Frankenstein.

Byungchan: Frosty the Snowman.

[limsejun]

🐷 Happy New Year ~

[incorrectvicton]

Sejun: Seungsik's mad at me & I’m not sure why.

Hanse: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Sejun: Yes.

Hanse: That’s probably it.

[incorrectvicton]

Seungwoo: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!

Byungchan, voice cracking: Everybody?

Seungwoo, sighing: Everybody except you

[incorrectvicton]

“Can I copy your homework?”

I’ll help you with it!: Seungsik, Chan

Yeah sure: Seungwoo

Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Hanse

Wait we had homework?????: Sejun, Byungchan

Read 5.20 pm: Subin

[incorrectvicton]

Chan: There’s a upside to all of this, really, so…

Byungchan: What’s the upside?

Chan: Ah, I didn’t actually… I thought you just… I thought you would just trust what I said and not actually ask me. I don’t– There’s no actual upside to any of this.

[incorrectvicton]

Hanse: *bursts into the room*

Byungchan, startled: Jesus!

Hanse: Nope, it’s just me

[incorrectvicton]

Sejun: That’s one of my greatest fears.

Chan: What is?

Sejun: If I ever, like, reincarnate as a biscuit…

Chan: You would eat yourself.

Sejun: I wouldn’t even question it.

[incorrectvicton]

Byungchan: I'm not needy.

Hanse: Byungchan, you're the definition of needy. Remember that one time you called me at 3 in the morning to make sure we were still together?

[incorrectvicton]

Sejun: These so-called “feelings” are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.

[incorrectvicton]

Subin: I trust Byungchan.

Chan: You think he knows what he's doing?

Subin: I wouldn't go that far.

[incorrectvicton]

Seungsik: Chan got me Alexa for Christmas, like I need another person in the dorm claiming they didn't hear me.

[incorrectvicton]

Seungsik: What are your goals?

Chan: To pet all the dogs.

Seungsik: No, your fitness goals.

Chan: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[incorrectvicton]

Sejun: I feel like doing something stupid.

Hanse: I’m stupid, do me.

[incorrectvicton]

Seungwoo, seeing people doing something stupid: What a bunch of idiots

Seungwoo, realising it’s the rest of VICTON: Oh no, wait, those are my idiots

[incorrectvicton]

Seungsik: You’re being ridiculous, Seungwoo doesn’t have a crush on me.

Hanse: Yes, he does.

Sejun: Yes, he does.

Byungchan: Yes, he does.

Subin: Yes, he does.

Chan: Yes, he does.

Seungwoo: Yes, I do.

[incorrectvicton]

Subin: I'm sorry, I'm a bit nervous.

Chan: It's okay, is it your first time?

Subin: No, I've been nervous before.