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Sad to see you go! Thanks for all you've done :)

Thanks for saying so!

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Hello! I'm sorry to say that I won't be able to run this blog anymore, with school and life and some family stuff that has come up recently it's getting to be a bit too much. I've had a great time running incorrect vikings quotes and I've loved getting all your submissions and kind messages, and I appreciate every like and reblog! I’m sorry to say goodbye.

However, if someone else would be interested in running the blog in my place, that would be great (no pressure!). I would be willing to permanently hand it over to someone else. If you’re interested, please message me so we can talk more.

Thank you all for understanding! I really have had a lot of fun with this blog, and I hope you have too.

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I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and he does interpretive ice dances of my life’s journey.

Ragnar (to Athelstan)

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Whoever does not visit Paris regularly will never really be elegant.

Rollo

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I very maturely and straightfowardly left anonymous comments about her online.

Lagertha (about Auslag)

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I don’t care about Paris, but I’m gonna raid it because I want their happiness to go away.

Ragnar

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Lagertha: What have I told you about comparing Floki to the devil?

Ragnar: That it's offensive to the devil?

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Ragnar: Hello, Athelstan.

Athelstan: Jesus Christ.

Ragnar: No. I don’t have that one. My savior complex takes a different form.

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Athelstan: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?

Ecbert: No, I wasn’t!

Athelstan: Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966.

Ecbert: I have aged phenomenally

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You know, I’m not afraid of anything…I’m afraid of bear- bear in the forest.

Björn Ironside

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Ragnar: you never spoke to me about Kalf’s death, it must have broken your heart…

Lagertha: it really didn’t, my heart was broken a long time ago. By you. Remember? Throwback lol. How is Aslaug btw?

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Floki, you’re such an amazing person. And, you know, if Ragnar can’t see that then he’s just, well, he’s just as blind as the sheer whose eyes stopped working.

Harald Finehair

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Jesus Christ my saviour,if you help me out with this one I promise to stop cheating on my wife with Yidu, Amen

Ragnar

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Floki: Everything I do, Ragnar, is for you.

Ragnar: *eyeroll* Sure, Floki.

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I love this blog. It never ceases to make me laugh

Sorry this is a late response, but thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it!

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Lagertha: How did you know I was pregnant?

Ragnar: I know you …And your boobs. I know them well, and they’re not usually THAT big.

[Lagertha gets up and walks away]

Ragnar: I mean they’re practically spilling out of your top. It’s super distracting.

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My name is Ragnar and this is my friend Floki and he's amazing and HE DROVE ME HERE.

Ragnar, arriving in England for the first time