Teto: I am 39 cheetos tall
Ted: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Teto: Because we're out of doritos
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Teto: I am 39 cheetos tall
Ted: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Teto: Because we're out of doritos
Ritsu: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are
Miko: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee
Ritsu: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Tei: What the hell do you do?
Ritsu: I die? What kinda question...
Teto: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds
Tei: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Teto: NO-
Teto: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely
Ritsu, Ruko, & Tei: Okay
Teto: If you don't want to die, give me all your money
Ruko: Bold of you to assume I have money
Ritsu: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die
Tei: Bold of you to assume I can die
Miko, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read
Rook: I just wanna be called cute 21/7
Teto: Why no 24/7?
Rook: Snack breaks
Miko: Do you feel any better?
Ritsu: I feel much better now that you're here with me
*Rook walks in*
Ritsu: I feel half better
Tei: Kill me nooooow
Ritsu: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework
Ted: *speaking Spanish*
Ritsu: I know, I know
Tei: You speak Spanish?
Ritsu: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Ted speaks
Teto: Could you be anymore annoying?
Ritsu: Yes
Miko: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Teto: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug
Miko: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Tei, recording: This is so cute
Rook: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Ted: If you had to, what would you give up food or sex?
Ruko: Sex
Rook: Seriously, answer faster
Ruko: I’m sorry honey when he said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you
Rook: It’s like a giant hug
Ted: Tei what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Tei: Food
Ted: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Tei: Oh my god it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice
Rook: What about you Teto? What would you give up sex or food?
Teto: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard
Tei: No you gotta pick one
Teto: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
Tei: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Teto: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss
Tei, hanging it on her wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Rook: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?