95z is love

this is romantic vmin btw. don't come here looking for no homo bros

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taehyung, holding a large box: what would you say if i came home with a box of puppies one day?

jimin: ...........

jimin: tae, what's in the box?

taehyung:

jimin: taehyung

taehyung: i think you already know

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jeongguk: hyung, jimin will never agree to this

taehyung: oh sure he will

jeongguk: but i've already asked him like, 3 times—

taehyung, smirking: cute. now watch the master work

taehyung, walking up to jimin, pouting: jiminie, can we—

jimin: anything you want

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jimin: pffft, tae doesn't have a crush on me

yoongi: yes he does

jeongguk: yes he does

namjion: yes he does

taehyung: .....i do

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taehyung: being gay is not a choice

taehyung: *picks up jimin bridal style* it's a game and i'm winning it!

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jimin: i feel like doing something stupid

taehyung: i'm stupid, do me

jimin:

taehyung:

jimin: how dare you call yourself stupid—

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jeongguk: these two bicker like an old married couple!

taehyung: we ARE an old married couple!

jimin: WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?!?

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jeongguk: how long have you been sleeping with jimin?

taehyung: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get- why would- i- i’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity- jimin is my soulmate, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? hmm? check and mate.

jeongguk: .....................................................

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“Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.”

pre-debut jimin to taehyung

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jin: what was that?

jeongguk: i told jimin and taehyung that they should just fuck already

jin: they haven't???

jeongguk: no.

[both laugh uproariously]

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jeongguk, squishing taehyung's face between two pieces of bread idiot sandwich style: what are you?!?

jimin in the distance: A SNACK!

jeongguk: *scandalized gasp* NO!

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jimin: please don’t do this

taehyung: i have to, i’m sorry

jimin: don’t betray me…

taehyung: it’s too late…

jimin: i’ll do whatever you want in bed!

taehyung: oh? 👀 👀

jeongguk: i HATE playing uno with you guys

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taehyung: i would like to climb on the roof and shout out “i am a homosexual in love with park jimin, who is also a homosexual”!

jimin: okay, well, let’s have breakfast first, and then go to work, and then let’s not do that.

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taehyung: being gay is not a choice

taehyung: *picks up jimin bridal style* it's a game and i'm winning it!

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jeongguk, storming in after a fight with jimin: your husband is BONKERS!

taehyung, sighing dreamily: yeah, but he's cute

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jimin: *walks into the kitchen*

taehyung: *is wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together*

jimin: i love you so much

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taehyung: why do people think we're a couple??

jimin: *deep sigh* because we act like one. and your hand is on my ass.

taehyung: ...it's a nice ass

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jimin: well, if the first time i met you i said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first class nincompoop, what would you have done?

taehyung: just what i did. wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you.