#incorrectvmin

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taehyung: i would like to climb on the roof and shout out “i am a homosexual in love with park jimin, who is also a homosexual”!

jimin: okay, well, let’s have breakfast first, and then go to work, and then let’s not do that.

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taehyung: weird, all of my shirts keep disappearing.

jimin, wearing a shirt 10x too big for him, sweating: hahahaha. yeah. weird.

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taehyung: why do people think we're a couple??

jimin: *deep sigh* because we act like one. and your hand is on my ass.

taehyung: ...it's a nice ass

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jimin: please don’t do this

taehyung: i have to, i’m sorry

jimin: don’t betray me…

taehyung: it’s too late…

jimin: i’ll do whatever you want in bed!

taehyung: oh? 👀 👀

jeongguk: i HATE playing uno with you guys

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jeongguk: don’t worry. jimin likes your butt and your fancy hair. i know. i read his diary.

taehyung: [touching his hair in wonder] he thinks it's fancy?

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debut vmin b like:

jimin: bro i had a dream we fucked

taehyung: bro it's JUST a dream

jimin: HA gay i wouldn't fuck you

taehyung: you wouldn't? :(

jimin: i mean, unless you wANT

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taehyung, drunk & sobbing: JIMIN! i love you soooooo much

jimin: awww babe i love you too

taehyung, very very drunk: NO like, im in love with u

jimin: ?????? yes me too

taehyung, very very very VERY drunk: LIKE ROMANTICALLY. I LOVE YOU ROMANTICALLY

jimin: ......taehyungie. we're married

taehyung: *incoherent crying*

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jimin: well, if the first time i met you i said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first class nincompoop, what would you have done?

taehyung: just what i did. wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you.