Incorrect Warrior Quotes

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Hello! This is a new blog dedicated to incorrect quotes of the show "Warrior" on HBO Max! I'd really appreciate it if you would read these before sending one in :)

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Li Yong: "I could fix her" well I could love her as she is Li Yong: You don't like the stubborn pride? Too bad, her inability to accept the easy solution is one of my favourite things about her

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Li Yong: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Mai Ling: Peonies, why? Li Yong: Mai Ling: Were you going to get me flowers? Li Yong: Mai Ling: Li Yong: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Hong: *looks under the christmas tree for presents* Hong: where is my dream boy

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Hong, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Young Jun: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Mai Ling, pointing: May I sit there? Li Yong: That's my lap Mai Ling: That doesn't answer my question, Li Yong.

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Ah Sahm: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Yan Mi: Yan Mi: Ah Sahm, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Ah Sahm: *Sips tea from bowl*

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Young Jun, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Hong: But – that’s just a trash can. Young Jun: It sure is!

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Mai Ling: You love me, right, Li Yong? Li Yong: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Ah Sahm: What are your goals? Hong: To pet all the dogs. Ah Sahm: No, fitness goals. Hong: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Ah Sahm: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Ah Toy: What did you do op? Ah Sahm: A MISTAKE

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Ah Toy: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Ah Sahm: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Ah Toy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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"one ticket for oppenheimer, "one ticket for barbie, please" please"

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Mai Ling: Is something burning? Li Yong: Just my love for you. Mai Ling: Li Yong, the toaster is on fire.

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Mai Ling: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Mai Ling: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you