if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly

incorrect TWEWY quotes. includes spoilers for twewy and kingdom hearts that may be untagged. this is a sideblog to citycrowned. most ships accepted. hi im mod josh, the only one here, enjoy your stay.

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rhyme: I’m small, but knowing

beat: You don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

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megumi: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass per night

megumi: But last time I checked bottles were made from glass

megumi: [drinks sake straight from the bottle]

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neku: I see the glass as half full, Shiki sees it half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Joshua, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Rhyme wonders why it has to be a glass, and Beat usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

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beat: Next person that says “weird flex but okay” is going to get punched in the balls.

joshua: Preposterous boast but alas.

beat: What

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rhyme: Can you turn on the lights?

beat: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life!

rhyme: Beat I can’t see.

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neku, looking at mr h: I wonder what he’s thinking about.

hanekoma: [Mii Channel music]

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neku: It costs $400 to go see a therapist.

neku: It takes $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

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neku: When I first met you, I did not like you.

joshua: I’m aware of that.

neku: But then you and I had some time together.

joshua: Uh-huh.

neku: It did not get better.

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joshua: pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

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neku: I don’t get paid enough for this.

beat: For What?

neku: *Gestures to everything*

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futoshi: tehno took my ipod away because he heard me listening to fall out boy and he doesn't like that im emo :(

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oh hi, thanks for checking in, im ~still a piece of garbage~

neku, probably

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BJ: remember that one time i liked you?

sho: no

BJ: good, 'cause it never happened

sho: aw

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BJ: nothing like a delicious MoonPie with a cold glass of milk to wash away the guilt of this week's poor decisions.

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777: hey futoshi, toss me my keys!

futoshi: *throws a printer at 777's feet*

777: i said my keys!

futoshi: i thought you said printer!

777: why the fuck would i say printer?

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ive got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate.

777, probably

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777: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

777: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.