they definitely said that

(not so) incorrect WHY R U the series quotes i track 'incorrect why r u' if you want to make sure i don't miss your post

[wonderfuleternity]

natee: i've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.

junior: so you're smart now?

natee: i'm stupid faster.

[wonderfuleternity]

zon: i messed up.

tutor: given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

[wonderfuleternity]

tutor: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

fighter: that i was straight.

[wonderfuleternity]

flight attendant: before we take off, please secure all small belongings

saifah: you good, zon?

[wonderfuleternity]

day: why are saifah and zon sitting back to back?

tutor: they had a fight.

day: then why are they holding hands?

tutor: they both get sad when they fight.

[wonderfuleternity]

zon to saifah: i love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so i can listen to your heartbeat.

tutor to fighter: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and realise why i can't fucking sleep.

[lxvverboy]

fighter: i win

tutor: i'm literally pinning you down

fighter: i know

[chanagun]

Fighter: Let’s play 21 questions, you start.

Tutor: Okay, what’s your favorite color?

Fighter: Triangle. Are you into guys?

[chanagun]

Zon: We’re a team now. Ride or die, right?

Saifah: Of course, I’d totally ride you.

Zon: What?

Saifah: What?

[saifahs]

why r u + incorrect quotes (1/?):       ↳ buzzfeed unsolved

[wonderfuleternity]

zon: i’m going to get soup.

saifah: be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.

zon, leaving the room: pff. i’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

zon, entering the room: i burned myself.

[incorrectwhyrutheseries]

Tutor: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's embarrassing!

Fighter: We're married.

Tutor: Still!

[chanagun]

Hwahwa: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today

Hwahwa: It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room

Tutor: Why did you say it so vaguely me and Fighter are literally the only people here

[incorrectwhyrutheseries]

Person: So, are you guys on a date?

Saifah and Zon, clearly on a date: What? No.

[incorrectwhyrutheseries]

Fighter: Let me offer you some friendly advice--

Tutor: I don’t want it.

Fighter: Then consider it unfriendly advice.

[patovpran]

Zon: I will NOT kiss Saifah. I WILL, however, stare at his lips any chance I get.

[krupkaistired]

Saifah: We are like a cocoa and marshmellow.

Zon: How so?

Saifah: You are hot and I am on top.