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Rudyard: It’s family moments like these I will never forget.

Antigone: [scoffing] With a good therapist, hopefully, I will.

#antigone funn #rudyard funn #wooden overcoats #origin: castle

Eric: Jesus, you look like the angel of death.

Antigone: I get that a lot.

#origin: orange is the new black #wooden overcoats #eric chapman #antigone funn

Under normal circumstances I’d say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already, the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.

Antigone Funn

#antigone funn #wooden overcoats #origin: the big bang theory

Antigone: I know something's up; I have "twin-tuition."

Georgie: "Twin-tuition?"

#antigone funn #georgie crusoe #origin: land of stories #wooden overcoats

Eric: Okay, what else makes you mad?

Rudyard: You.

Eric: Rudyard, come on, we already did me, what else.

Rudyard: You're tacky and I hate you.

#rudyard funn #eric chapman #wooden overcoats #origin: school of rock

Rudyard: Georgie, you doing okay? You scared?

Georgie: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.

Rudyard: You're right, I will not let you do that.

#georgie crusoe #wooden overcoats #origin: brooklyn nine nine #rudyard funn

Mind my own business? Have you even met me?

Rudyard Funn

#rudyard funn #wooden overcoats #origin: monster high

Antigone: How are we doing?

Georgie: Same as always.

Antigone: That bad, huh?

#antigone funn #georgie crusoe #wooden overcoats #origin: star wars

Antigone: [going into the mortuary] Ahh, now to spend some quality time away from my family.

#origin: the simpsons #wooden overcoats #antigone funn

Agatha: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Rudyard: Which one? I can't do both.

#origin: how i met your mother #agatha doyle #rudyard funn

Eric: Hey.

Rudyard: You son of a bitch!

Eric: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

#origin: friends #eric chapman #rudyard funn #wooden overcoats

Rudyard: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?

Antigone: At the hands of your sibling?

Rudyard: An accident.

Antigone: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

#origin: the big bang theory #antigone funn #rudyard funn #wooden overcoats

Eric: What the hell are you doing here?

Rudyard: Being in a stupid face competition and coming in second.

#rudyard funn #eric chapman #wooden overcoats #origin: unbreakable kimmy schmidt

Eric: Feels like you're being a little harsh.

Rudyard: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

#origin: brooklyn nine nine #wooden overcoats #eric chapman #rudyard funn

Eric: Well… when I’m with a girl I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Petunia Bloom: It’s not that bad.

Eric: No, i-it is. I think girls are more interested in a boy who can talk.

#origin: buffy the vampire slayer #eric chapman #petunia bloom #wooden overcoats

Rudyard: You're right.

Antigone: That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Rudyard: You didn't let me finish.

Antigone: I had a hunch.

#antigone funn #rudyard funn #wooden overcoats #origin: the west wing

Georgie: It's got everything I like. Gratuitous violence.

Eric: Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Georgie: I was. I'm done.

#georgie crusoe #eric chapman #wooden overcoats #origin: brooklyn nine nine

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