Sami: You’re mean!
Kevin: You’re meaner!
Sami: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Kevin: You’re uglier!
Sami: You’re a dumbass!
Kevin: You’re a dumberass!
Sami: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Sami: You’re mean!
Kevin: You’re meaner!
Sami: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Kevin: You’re uglier!
Sami: You’re a dumbass!
Kevin: You’re a dumberass!
Sami: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
Rhea: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Jey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Jey: I’m not stupid, you know.
Rhea: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
Jey: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Rhea: Aren't you forgetting something?
Jey: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Rhea's forehead before running out.*
Rhea: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Rhea : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Jey: This is a lie.
Jey: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
Jey: SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Jimmy: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Jey : Sure, I just need a couple of things. Roman, can I have your credit card?
Roman: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Jey : Thanks. Now Solo, break down the door!
Roman: Huh!?!
Jey: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Rhea : Peonies, why?
Jey:
Rhea : Were you going to get me flowers?
Jey: …
Rhea: …
Jey: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Jey: *makes Rhea a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Rhea : *sips tea*
Jey:
Rhea : *finishes tea*
Jey: Didn't it taste bad?
Rhea : Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Jey, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Rhea: Is something burning?
Jey, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Rhea: Babe, the toaster is literally on fire.
Roman: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Jey:
Sami:
Jimmy: Oops?
Jey: Wow! Seth made you cry?
Roman, tearing up: Yes, and he said some really mean things that are only partly true.
Rhea: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Damian: Wasn’t Jey with you?
Jey: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Jey: What are you eating?
Rhea: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Jey: I like you, don't I?
Jey: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Jimmy: What?
Jey: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Jimmy: So a calzone?
Jey: You can’t just name things I dream up.
Seth: So what’s for dinner?
Becky: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Seth: …
Seth: Is it soup?
Becky: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Seth: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Becky: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Seth: STOP!
*one hour later* Seth: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
Jey: Why do you look like that?
Damian, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Jey: Like you’re dead.
Damian: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Rhea: Damian accidentally called Finn “babe” in front of everyone today.
Damian: *sobs into the floor*
Rhea : I am going to need you to swear-
Jey: Fuck.
Rhea :
Rhea : ...swear as in promise.