Incorrect WWE Quotes

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Sami: You’re mean!

Kevin: You’re meaner!

Sami: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!

Kevin: You’re uglier!

Sami: You’re a dumbass!

Kevin: You’re a dumberass!

Sami: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

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Rhea: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Jey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Jey: I’m not stupid, you know.

Rhea: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Rhea: Aren't you forgetting something?

Jey: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Rhea's forehead before running out.*

Rhea: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[incorrectwwe]

Rhea : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Jey: This is a lie.

Jey: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.

Jey: SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[incorrectwwe]

Jimmy: Think you can unlock the door for us?

Jey : Sure, I just need a couple of things. Roman, can I have your credit card?

Roman: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.

Jey : Thanks. Now Solo, break down the door!

Roman: Huh!?!

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Jey: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? 


Rhea : Peonies, why? 


Jey:


Rhea : Were you going to get me flowers? 


Jey: …


Rhea: …


Jey: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Jey: *makes Rhea a cup of tea but puts salt in it* 


Rhea : *sips tea* 


Jey:


Rhea : *finishes tea* 


Jey: Didn't it taste bad? 


Rhea : Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Jey, tearing up: Oh, okay.

[incorrectwwe]

Rhea: Is something burning?

Jey, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Rhea: Babe, the toaster is literally on fire.

[incorrectwwe]

Roman: What do you three have to say for yourself?

Jey:

Sami:

Jimmy: Oops?

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: Wow! Seth made you cry?

Roman, tearing up: Yes, and he said some really mean things that are only partly true.

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Rhea: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 


Damian: Wasn’t Jey with you? 


Jey: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Jey: What are you eating?

Rhea: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Jey: I like you, don't I?

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza. 


Jimmy: What? 


Jey: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom. 


Jimmy: So a calzone? 


Jey: You can’t just name things I dream up.

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Seth: So what’s for dinner? 


Becky: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 


Seth: … 


Seth: Is it soup? 


Becky: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 


Seth: Please, enough with the soup puns! 


Becky: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 


Seth: STOP! 


*one hour later* 
Seth: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Jey: Why do you look like that? 


Damian, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? 


Jey: Like you’re dead. 


Damian: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. 


Rhea: Damian accidentally called Finn “babe” in front of everyone today. 


Damian: *sobs into the floor*

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Rhea : I am going to need you to swear-

Jey: Fuck.

Rhea :

Rhea : ...swear as in promise.