Incorrect X-men quotes

Look, these things were probably said by someone at some point, I mean this universe is enormous. Accepting submissions!

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Storm: That was the worst driving I’ve ever seen!
Logan: That’s because it wasn’t driving! It was falling and burning!
Storm: Touché.

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I don’t think humans are better than mutants. If there’s anything you people have more than others, it’s your rotten personalities, morons! Why don’t you all get those useless brains replaced!

Raven Darkhölme

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Hey, I don't know if you already do, but could you add in Sean Cassidy to your stuff? Maybe Angel and Darwin too if you feel like it? I really miss those guys, especially Sean. Just a thought. Thanks either way

I could give them a try, of course! But you're always welcome to submit quotes if there's a character you feel I have missed ^^

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What's your main blog?

@justonenoodle !! It's not particularly active tho...

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If we needed to talk about feelings they would be called talkings.

Logan

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Charles: You always see the worst in people.

Erik: Yeah, because people are the worst.

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My checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!

Charles Xavier

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Erik Lehnsherr: I admit, some mistakes were made.

Charles Xavier: Murders. Some murders were made.

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I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!

Logan Howlett

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Logan: I’ve done dangerous stuff before and I’ve come out fine both physically and…….

Scott: …….Logan?

Logan: Mentally!

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I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Raven Darkholme

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Logan: You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me right?

Scott: Hey if we do get killed at least we’ll go out on a high note. Well everybody, but you. That’s to be expected, you haven’t had a high note in 5 years! (Why break the goddamned streak)

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TBH I'm so glad I found your blog thank you

I’m really glad you found this blog too!! I literally live for these messages <3

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Scott: Hey. Logan: Yeah? Scott: Do you ever wonder why we’re here? Logan: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some… cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.

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Erik: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin.

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Okay dude since we're talking about Logan let me tell you how much it messed me up. Spoilers ahead obviously for people who haven't seen them. I was too shocked to cry when Charles died, and I started crying when Logan was dying, but when Laura started crying and calling him dad I just lost it and flat out started sobbing at that point. And when she turned the cross into an X? I was done. My friend had to hold me through the whole ending I was that bad. It ruined me. But it was an amazing film!

Oh man I completely get you, I can never cry a lot to films but like. I started when Charles died and then i low-key cried all through the rest of the film…. Best part was looking over at the friend I saw it with and getting eye contact while both of us sobbed lol