Incorrect Fallout

This will range from New Vegas, 3 and 4

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Sole: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Danse : If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Sole: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself

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Sole: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Nick: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Sole: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Sole: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Nick: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Sole: This is a mistake

Danse, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Sole: But not today

Danse, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Sole: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Danse: I beg to differ

Sole: Then Beg

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Sole: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Danse: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Cait: I got distracted about halfway through.

Hancock: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Cait: Why are Sole and Danse sitting with their backs to each other?

Hancock: They had a fight.

Cait: Then why are they holding hands?

Hancock: They get sad when they fight.

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Sole: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Danse: You would eat yourself?

Sole: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Sole: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Danse: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Sole: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CAIT WITH ME

Nick, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Sole: *Screams*

Danse: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Hancock: Should we do something?

Nick: No, I want to see who wins.

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Sole to the tune of the little Einstein’s theme song- “I am on my way to ruin someone’s day, let’s go make them cry”

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Sole: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Cait: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Nick: I personally was created in a lab.

Piper: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Sole: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Danse: Plane tickets?

Nick: Concert tickets?

Hancock: Prostitution?

Sole, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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Sole: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Danse: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Hancock: I got distracted about halfway through.

Nick: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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*Sole is cooking*

Danse: Any chance that’s for me?

Sole: It’s for Nick. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Hancock: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.