yes you can tell penthouse letters about this

my mom STILL won't let me get that job at the mall so please don't ask me to do anything that costs money

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“If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.”

Honestly? I just really need somewhere to talk to myself. I really don't like my friends.

I'll make a longer intro post if more than my homies start following. but for now, you know the drill. this isn't an incredibly serious blog, so feel free to send whatever you like. i don't have any real triggers or boundaries in particular, but i reserve the right to ignore anything i don't feel like answering. will be posting in-character, reacting to the events of 1989, reviewing the books i finish, and talking about the period accurate movies i watch. so y'all at least have that to look forward to.

DIRECTORY HERE

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What’s with the rumours around you, Kurt and ram?

does it look like i have the herp? i think that should be more than enough to prove that those two morons are lying. but this school is full of perverts so i guess that doesn't matter much, as long as it makes a good story.

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january 13, 1988

I was reading the newspaper earlier today and I found the craziest article, about a woman in Michigan having five babies at the same time. 'Quintuplets' they call them. What's crazier is that she chose to have those five babies. She did it with the test tube route, because she had her tubes taken out. The doctors even told her they'd be willing to abort some of them, and she refused. She was willing to have them all, even if it risked her own life. Catholics tend to be crazy like that, though, so it's not surprising, but I just can't imagine having five babies moving around inside of me. Like, I can't even imagine having one or two inside of me. I don't think I could survive something like that. And then she's going to have to feed all of those babies and change all of their diapers, too, after all of those months carrying them. It just sounds so exhausting. I don't know how she managed it at all.

I wonder if having a baby like that changes the experience of bonding with the baby at all. I don't know. I guess it's just interesting, what science is capable of now. I hope one day, they're able to let babies grow outside of the body entirely. I think that would be better than growing them inside of myself. I don't think I want kids if I have to be willing to do that to have them.

But then, what if it's like A Brave New World? Where they're just splitting apart embryos to make clones for body parts for the primary person. Imagine having a mirror of yourself, who just exists to give you body parts, and then just do unskilled labor. I don't think anyone would actually want a society like the World State. It's not cost effective.

But that's all I've been thinking about.

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You say your not gay but its a little bit sus how much you want heather and david to brake up...

HMM??

he's mind controlling her. she deserves so much better. and could do WAY better than fucking david.

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whose dick is bigger, kurt or rams??

neither. kill yourself.

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why do you think youre so much better than everyone else

i don't think i'm better than anybody. you sound like a guy, telling me that suddenly i'm acting “too good” and “stuck up” because they think they way i dress should mean i'm open season or whatever. as if not wanting to cuck jocks indicates some secret superiority complex. that's so stupid.

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dump your bf

do my parents put you guys up to this or something? i don't know why it's anybody's business who i'm dating, anyway. it's not like you guys even know him. everyone in this town is just so judgemental and small minded and just fucking goddamned stupid.

and if you're trying to date me, my standards are way higher than that.

god.

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wow life is so unfair wow being a teen is soooooo hard

i guess it's easier than being a friendless adult, true.

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top girls you have a crush on named heather

probably heather locklear. blondes are cute. she was great in the return of the swmp thing.

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every movie that comes out now is based on a book. and that book was written by stephen king.

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we haven't heard from you in a while, what's up??

i use computer time to bargain with myself into doing my homework on school days. sometimes, i wonder if going to school is going to end up actually being worth it. i kind of wish it was still the days where i could learn shorthand and typing and get a job based on that alone. but shit blows and then we die. that's the point of human nature.

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thoughts on Remington parties

they're pretty awful from what i can tell. most parties are kind of boring when you really sit back and think about it (when you're sober). just people standing around and talking. i prefer barn parties where there's dancing, at least. but what makes remmington parties so hellicious in particular to me is there's so claustrophobic. they're in dorms, so you're just stuck wherever you end up being. if you're cornered, you're cornered. i guess if you're heather and you've got king david leading you around, it's probably all great, but then i'm left straggling behind her. it's a real pit of vipers situation.

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Today my dad said my hairspray consumption is the leading factor causing the hole in the ozone layer.

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what do you think of Chandler's boyfriend David?

I think he's a huge dickweed douche-nozzle bitchface. I can't stand him and I don't know how she's able to. At first, I thought she just liked him because he can buy alcohol and cigarettes and stuff, but I think she actually likes him for some reason. I don't know how. I don't get it at all. Not only is he a major asshole, he's like a cardboard cut out of a person. He's just so flat and boring, no substance, no thoughts. I know a lot of people think Heather's an airhead, but she's too smart for an idiot like that. She has way more going on in her head than someone like him could comprehend. I don't know what kind of evil spells men know that make smart girls act like complete fly-brains around them, but I need Heather to wake up from it before her liquified brain trickles out of her ears.

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My mom is asking if there's any Satanic organizations at Westerburg because of that kid killed down in Joplin. She's convinced that anyone who listens to Slayer is going to end up killing people. Please send help.

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yes tell her exactly that some random likes her

um, okay? i don't know how you think this is going to go, bud, but i guess i will.

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Can you forward to Heather i have a crush on her? I'm a girl so i know she wouldn't like me i just want her to know some random girl likes her 🙂‍↕️‼️

um...sure. i just don't...know who you are? so should i just say, hey heather, some rando likes you, or??