"Mommy, why does daddy scream every night?"
"Because he isn’t used to the new foreplay yet." Aren’t you being a little too honest to a child? "Don’t worry, he passes out eventually."

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"Mommy, why does daddy scream every night?"
"Because he isn’t used to the new foreplay yet." Aren’t you being a little too honest to a child? "Don’t worry, he passes out eventually."
the sounds of JUSTICE echo in the background. She is coming..
"...I'm not above vengeance."
"Can't run for my life on an empty stomach..." Says the secret assassin as he makes himself dinner.
Capital, I'm home.
"That Hydra is one hell of a Danger Beast...I couldn't even get close!"
She already knows~
[SILENT SCREAMING]
"NATIONAL WHAT DAY?!" Need to find a new hideout before Esdeath finds him.
And she’ll steal the blanket eeeeevery night!
"We are lovers, Tatsumi. Us sleeping together is more than normal." She didn’t seem to understand what he was saying though. Poor Tatsumi.
"Yeah, I get that but..." What could he honestly say? There was still a part of him that really didn't mind the idea of sleeping in the same bed as her, but even so...was he really going to go through with sleeping with the woman who was supposed to be his worst enemy?
Being on top was her natural state of being. “Soon we will be living together and you may sleep in my bed every night.” Wait, HER bed? Wouldn’t it be HIS bed since it was HIS room? Evidently the mun was lazy and hadn’t gotten to the living situation yet.
"I still think you're moving way too fast with all of that!" He was going to sleep on the couch. Every night. Unless she forced him...which she likely would, now that he thought about it.
Or she’d start torturing to drown out the sounds of these people. Whichever came first. “Tatsumi!” Oh and there was Tatsumi.
"GAH!" Why did she always feel the need to be on top of him? It was giving his hormones all the wrong ideas. "Y-yeah, hey."
"So much noise."
"Yeah, it gets like this sometimes...you'll get used to it." Or she'll start torturing people. Either way.
So basically, home.
And here he was hoping that it would be something interesting. Oh well, at least he could try to get something out of it.
“Naturally! I’m just too nice to actually do it!”
"Well obviously, otherwise I would've been the first one in line for getting my butt handed to me."
“I’M A DRAGON! D-R-A-G-O-N! YOU SWINE DARE QUESTION MY PEDIGREE? BLEED! ROT! SUFFER!”
"Man, if people are pissing you off then they really must want to get their asses kicked."
"Both my mother and father died because they weren’t strong enough." Basically how she views it.
"...yeah, I remember you talking about that." Tatsumi didn't really remember much about his parents at this point. They'd died when he was little, and the village elder had raised him as a stand-in.
"That’s always good to hear. Being able to carry your own weight is an admirable attribute. Just, uh…when things seem to be affecting all the Sectors, and it’s really chaotic…that’s when you need to get serious. Trust me, those sorts of things can last up to two weeks at a time from what I’ve seen, and they’re all really…really…devastating."
"Like I said, I can handle myself. Even before I started fighting with my life on the line every day, I was able to handle fighting Danger Beasts all on my own, and they're the kinds of things that range from just plain monstrous to needing an army to take on. Whatever this city is gonna throw at me, I can handle it."
"The way you phrased it made it seem like you were being literal."
"Either way, that’s a good trait to have. Willingness to die isn’t something to be proud of. You’ve got nothing to fear from me, if that counts for anything. This Esdeath person doesn’t sound too…er, what’s the word——ah, yeah. Savory."
I’ve gone through pain. Something so intense that it can’t even be called pain. Nevertheless, death’s still something I want to avoid at all costs. I don’t want to depress the people I care about by throwing my body around as a meatshield for others anymore.
"Yeaaah, insulting her may not be the best idea in the world when she's not far away." Especially when talking to the man she was obsessively in love with. "Either way, I may not look it but I'm a capable fighter and swordsman, so...don't spare too much worry for me. I can hold my own."