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Acquired Stardust
JBB: An Artblog!
Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
oozey mess
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One Nice Bug Per Day
#extradirty
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Xuebing Du
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@ind3fatigable
To paper journal:
Agency
Trust/neutrality dialectic vs trust / distrust dialectic (use the former)
Consistency in inconsistency
I guess I'm only allowed 3 bullet points on mobile?
4. In a roundabout way, I told my therapist I loved her. She's a large part of why I stay. (Ma is the other huge chunk.) She reciprocated.
The goal is just to feel less alone.
Just finished therapy. Am better.
I remain a complete and total mess who can't gain traction, but still, thanks for seeing me guys. That post is private now, but the likes helped me feel less alone.
(Sometimes you have to say the quiet part out loud.)
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.
which heart did you get when you liked this post?
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when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
Have spent the day sitting waiting for [redacted]. And boy, what a wait. I am not having fun. And to think, today was the day I was going to do a bunch of doing around the house.
Lmao. This is why I can seldom commit to my plans.
mcmodernslopcore
Howdy, howdy, folks.
For many years (ten now, about which, more soon) McMansion Hell has featured many prominent and diverse atrocities from all over these great United States and sometimes beyond them. However, most of these posts have consisted of houses built during the McMansion Era proper -- from the 80s up through around the early 2010s.
This is for a number of reasons. First of all: I like these houses because they are insane. Second of all, they are indeed quite different from one another -- they represent the owner's idiosyncratic if poorly rendered desires and fantasies. They are heavily psychologically loaded buildings. One family dreams endlessly of Tuscany, another wants to recreate the mall. All interiorize previously exterior forms of consumption.
These houses were also very expensive to build compared to their contemporary iterations: all real, solid wood cabinetry and trim, wrought iron railings, marble floors, elaborate murals - none of this is cheap. This is not to say that I'm nostalgic for the classical McMansion (though many are) only that it, like, most other facets of architectural and everyday life, have become progressively cheaper and more bland.
The McMansion never truly goes away. It merely changes shape over time. One of the shapes it currently takes is a particularly loathsome imitation of contemporary high architecture (specifically the kind of houses architects love to build for celebrities in California) executed in the most wretchedly parsimonious manner possible. It feels cheap to use the word 'slop' but their indiscriminate nature - the way they have no regard for why or how the things they imitate even work - allows it. Of all the building forms that could be generated with AI, this is the most likely. At any rate, behold:
Yes this is a real house. Yes you can buy it for $6 million in, yet again, Barrington, IL. It has 5 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms totaling 11,600 square feet. But most importantly, it looks like dogshit, and that's with ten layers of Photoshop have been used to gussy it up which, by the way, also makes it appear entirely not of this world. Were it not for the photos of the empty interiors, I myself would have trouble trusting my own eyes. Part of the reason it looks so unreal is because the design itself is absurd, as though someone created four equally ugly vessels and threw them up one by one.
In 2017, in a now-deleted essay for Curbed (RIP - they destroyed the archive) I called these types of houses McModerns, simply because they were McMansions dressed up in modernist garb, which they wore no differently than they would Neo-Tudor or Mediterranean (broadly construed.) These houses don't warrant a new neologism, but they do feel like a degraded or perhaps even gonzo version of even that old concept. Slop works fine too, especially because half of what's in these images isn't real.
Much fascinates me about these houses, however one of the most unique elements vis a vis the last 30 years of building is how overtly and almost hostilely masculine they are. Anything that can be construed as feminized - color, softness, ornament - has been ruthlessly purged. They also rip off tech industry minimalism which only ads to their bro-ey nature. While previous iterations of McModernism (think new builds in Colorado with fake wood exteriors) scream dads with IPAs, these houses scream Reddit to me. They are Elon Musk-adjacent in sentiment.
By the way, this is what that room looks like without the fake furniture. It's basically a sunroom.
Whole Foods would like to call in a robbery.
Because these houses are designed by men, for men, no one involved has learned how a kitchen works. Many are calling this setup the "grindset tiktok video kitchen." This is the kitchen you see in those day in the life of an AI startup founder videos your algorithm forces you to watch against your will.
Virtual staging is actual literal slop. In fact, one can say that it was an early harbinger of the ontological crisis we now face, one of the first instances where one is forced against one's will to question reality, what one sees with one's own eyes. Beyond that, I think virtual staging is literally a form of lying. You can use it to make a space look bigger or smaller than it is. In this -- lying to impress -- it also has a lot in common with AI. This dining room has nothing to do with the world I'm living in. These chairs are not my problem.
It's actually AMAZING how much of what's in this house, beyond the furniture, is fake. Every single material is fake. The stone is aluminum paneling. The plants are plastic. The concrete is printed on some kind of surface (as evidenced through its repetitive pattern), though it's hard to say from just pictures. I don't even trust the floors!!
Ok if you haven't read Kelly Pendergrast's amazing essay "Merchandizing the Void" about how houses are all like stores now, HERE IS THE LINK. Some ideas never die, they just evolve, king. Like you.
Please, I'm very cold.
Unfortunately there are no pictures of the rear exterior of this house, so this is where we will have to conclude for today. That being said, these houses and their antecedents are developing a design language all their own that will, in time, be as culturally rich to us as the houses of yore. The problem is they are less visually interesting. They are houses made to scroll in and scroll right by. Expect to see more of them here, but only if they have something, anything to say.
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there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
Vyvanse is an interesting med. I read a thread online that explained some of the pharmacology. The bioavailability of the good stuff in Adderall without the bad stuff that causes the irritability and stuff is an interesting thing to experience. I feel motivated, but not like I'm in the passenger seat of my motivation. I feel capable, but it's not mandatory for me to act right this second.
I am too easy-going for this medication. 🤣 No wonder nothing is getting done still. But having a long lead time to doing tasks *and* feeling guilty about it via the nagging impulse to Do wasn't a helpful recipe.
This sounds like psychobabble. But I think people who take / have taken Vyvanse understand what I mean.
Going to have to start getting up earlier because Ma needs to do a med adjustment that requires some behavioral adjustment in kind. This is frustrating to me because... if my job is to clean bodily emissions, I'd rather do it for as few hours as possible. However, I also don't want my mom dying for a foolish reason. Imagine what kind of self-talk will manifest from the truth of "your ma fell into a hypoglycemic coma cause you didn't want to get up to make breakfast."
Nobody has time.
So, since I'm on this wave of self-improvement anyway, I might as well succumb further to the pharma gods, buy sleeping pills for the first time in a couple of years, and develop the strict schedule that's supposed to solve all my problems.
We are definitely fleshing this out in the paper journal.
Not looking forward to being more bored.
Let’s fly high with mama
Fryes with everything, Julie Hrudová
I would like to offer the humble paté kodé from Haiti.
Fillings are usually some kind of fish or meat, including hot dogs, a boiled egg, and pikliz (spicy pickled cabbage + veggies). I think the Argentinian empanada is the closest relative in the initial chart.
Whatever it is, wherever it's from, it's getting eaten.
The more days I can go without spending even the SNAP money, the happier I am in general.
I need to lose weight anyway, and declutter, and spend less time online. It's never too late to start the New Year's Resolution. Day 1 is any and every day.
