Disaster Child(tm)

My tumblr aesthetic is things that make me happy. I am also an aggressive side blogger so if you follow this blog, but a whole other blog is reblogging your stuff, you should probably go over there because at least that stuff is cultivated. This is just a trash zone.

[indekaro]

Okay so I haven’t done an update in a while regarding my sideblogs but I thought I might just put it here because I’ve been pretty active on those and some of y’all may have just followed me back for the sake of it.

So starting off:

@itlookedbetteronpaper is my “aesthetic” blog, filled with things that just make me happy and inspire me to write more

@greenspacemouse is my visual novel/choices/voltage/Lovestruck blog. It’s mostly dormant nowadays because I’m broke as hell and can’t buy most of the diamond routes, but you can be damn sure I’ll reblog anything regarding Jake McKenzie or the like.

And lastly, and most recently, my Dragon Age blog @tastefulspandex. No, I will not apologise for the name. It’s been a long time since I’ve gotten so passionate about a series like this so I’ve moved all my fangirling and gaming memes about it over there. I can promise you that there will probably be in-depth character analyses going up there eventually because frankly, I spend all my days telling my friends who don’t care about it about how amazing the animation and character development is. Yes, thank you. I am a nerd.

Feel free to send me an ask or follow any of these blogs since most of my followers follow me back here, when this is the least refined trash can of blogs and I promise you there is better content out in the world.

Thanks for reading! I hope you’re all staying safe and happy despite recent events! 😊

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ri5k]

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[thebaldguy76]

I mean I show up and yell about comics and wrestling so yeah

[spellboundsardine]

@badjokesbyjeff

[badjokesbyjeff]

I show up occasionally to remind everyone that my sense of humor still hasn’t improved

[walcutt]

ok. on date. we aren't quite hungry yet so we go to the used game/movie/whatever store down the street. we look around at dvds for especially good or bad finds. a thought strikes me that i kind of want to watch jupiter ascending. i turn. instantly make eye contact with the one copy on the shelf. show it to them. they've never heard of it. perfect. i can inflict it on them. go to checkout. all is well. it's like $6 which is way too much but i still want it. cashier opens box. someone has absolutely 1000% stolen the disk for 2015's masterpiece, jupiter ascending, starring eddie redmayne, you know, that one. pilfered. vanished. me and the cashier are dumbfounded. THIS movie? he reaches under the counter and fiddles around in a box. finds a second, loose, disc. puts it in my box. still charges $6. sends us on our way. who is out here stealing jupiter ascending. why didn't you just steal the whole box. it can not have been that much harder

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

Little known fact about me but I like to go around to my local used movie/games/whatever stores and steal the discs of Jupiter Ascending out of them.

Only the discs though, the boxes can stay.

[indekaro]

It's time for my annual tumblr purge only to vanish into the depths again.

Always present, never active bitches!

[pointnclick]

[femmedummy]

the tragedy of distance is simple I want to sit on the couch with you and do nothing sometimes

[jbenn656]

@mutualcombat

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

first night as a vampire warlord i turn my five most loyal men into vampires as well but they dont know what that means and they go out during the day so now i have none of my five most loyal men

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second night as a vampire warlord i turn my sixth to tenth most loyal men into vampires but i give them a crash course so they dont die stupidly like the last ones

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third night as a vampire warlord we prepare for the battle but forget we're allergic to christianity so we have to reschedule the battle because we all got sore throats trying to sing bogurodzica

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

fourth night as a vampire warlord we change our attack plans and also comission some more edgy armor because the normal one reflects too much light

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fifth night as a vampire warlord we finally go to battle and we win only because the enemy mistook a swarm of normal bats for our attack and got rabies

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

sixth night as a vampire warlord we celebrate our victory with a bloodfeast but it turns out sigismund gets a stomachache when the victim isnt specifically a red-haired maiden and he makes the whole party go to shit

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

seventh night as a vampire warlord i find out sigismund wasn't a vampire and was actually just sick when he tried to drink blood with the rest of us so i get angry and impale him

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eight night as a vampire warlord sigismund is still alive because none of his vital organs got stabbed through and i start feeling kinda bad for him but i cant show it or i lose all my authority so i ask my seventh most loyal man to kill him

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

ninth night as a vampire warlord we move camp further into the enemy's country but it's raining and i actually kind of like the ambiance but my horse breaks a leg in the mud so i turn it into a vampire horse

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

tenth night as a vampire warlord my vampire horse started biting other horses but wasnt turning them into more vampire horses so now we have no horses and have to stop and loot a village but their horses kind of suck

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

eleventh night as a vampire warlord we start moving again with our new shitty horses that i carefully turned into vampire horses but theyre still not so good and its honestly getting on everyones nerves

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

twelfth night as a vampire warlord. things get a little gay

[tersyne]

kudos to jorge for continually making the release of the ithaca saga an immersive experience by going to ithaca itself, missing the ferry, getting caught in a storm, and having the livestream delayed. can’t wait to see everyone in ten years for the final album!

[citizen-saint]

(guy who never eats breakfast, hardly eats anything for lunch, regularly drinks caffeinated beverages, procrastinates to the point of physical stress, and barely sleeps) yeah man idk i just don’t feel very alive today

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[gaynfl-moved]

yeah