[catasters]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[thebootydiaries]

mutual: *likes my post*

me: i’d die for you

[asian-men-x]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Uh, mom… you chose to be an idiot. Black people weren’t given a choice.

[galacticjerk]

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

[englshgrls]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[amalasdraws]

[cuteanimecaps]

[homuras]

ϟ pikachu in detective pikachu (2019) ϟ

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[rustyjnails]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?

[rook-the-catechumen]

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[remanence-of-love]

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gamecubewizard]

rate of smash and pass

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[aboonoor]