Chocolate Charlie

Instagram: @IndependentSugarDaddy Snapchat:SugarDaddyINC Twitter: @Charledgar

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

[thebootydiaries]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

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me: look at this meme real quick

[blnauraltest]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

im really gonna kill myself

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[rnemory]

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

[rosewater1997]

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!

[discreet45]

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

[thebootydiaries]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

[naik2seki]

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

[tibets]

[lovelysuggestion]

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them