You Can't Kill Me @indestructible-oatmilk-latte - Tumblr Blog

its me if u know know 🦇

previously termed, my accts were:

baby-batorexie, baby-batorexic, batorexic-baby, goth-oatmilk-latte, satans-oatmilk-latte, @cursed-oatmilk-latte, bat-flavor-latte, bat-and-oatmilk-latte, and flamin-hot-oatmilk-latte

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DNI if: terfs, transphobes, fetish/porn blogs, homophobes, and generally shitty people, like if u vibe with trump or conservatives we prob dont vibe.

i don't give tips.

as far as stats, i dont plan to post bc every time i do, i get termed. i dont do body checks, but i do occasionally post my face. just know im an avg sized ana. society says im slim thicc and im tryna be slim sticc.

✨all of u deserve recovery✨

im teaching him how to play

remember when i said i wanted to play back thru the pokemon games when i started playing thru firered on my switch?? i decided to go to the DS. skipping gen 3 bc it sucked so ive got gen 2 (remake obv), gen 4, 5, and 6 here (Y is downloaded to the 3DS)

eventually ill get to 7 so i can give it a fair shot.

im so happy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

(these are all my originals from original release btw)

every family so far who i have embalmed their loved one for has absolutely raved how good they looked

💅🏼✨️

cant believe some crusty, dusty men wanted to complain i didnt know how to do my job tho

i accidentally got an entire CASE of ladyfinger cookies instead if one package....for FREE.

for reference, i ordered 1 7oz pack, which has 24 cookies in it.

this box has like 12 packs 😂😭

and i tried to mark it on amazon as duplicate sent and they just refunded me my $4 i initially paid 💀 and said not to return it

i only needed one pack for the tiramisu i was making what do i do with the rest

im one more event away from rehoming our dog.

i cannot deal with her constantly eating my things or her not listening.

ive replaced thousands of dollars in shoes, she ate my copy of fucking Pokémon platinum, she ate rhe cord to the coffee pot my daddy left me (it's over 40yrs old fyi), and tons of other shit.

she gets plenty of attention. she has tons of toys. she has all her needs met, we even go home on breaks to let her out. we've trained her and she still does not listen. she also bullies our cats at times which im not a fan of. she destroys their toys, too, despite having an entire box of toys. anytime costco has a new giant dog toy, i buy it for her. she has so many and she likes them, but she destroys the kitty cat toys too.

she also escapes our yard constantly, mr oatmilk has also spent thousands at this point building and reinforcing fencing.

i cannot deal with this, especially after losing odin, and shes gonna eat things my daddy left? it is too tiresome.

the bottom line is she isnt odin, i dont even like her at this point, and honestly shes destroying things that are sentimental to me that i value. it's already fucking irritating ive had to spend so much replacing things for work shes ate but my sentimental things??? AND SHE HAS TO GO OUT OF HER WAY TO GET THEM TOO, THATS THE THING. isnt like im leaving things in the middle of the floor. she had to climb up on the counter where my coffee pot is. the game cartridge was also on a table she had to intentionally seek out.

shes not odin, i dont care, i dont like her, unless she can reincarnate into him, i dont like her and i won't and i like her even less destroying my things so shes gotta go. ive never rehomed an animal in my life but ive also never met a dog i genuinely hated more and more as time went on.

me: wow no new calls overnight and all i have to do is dress & casket 2 ppl nice easy day!!

one of the ppl to dress: extreme edema, and leaky

also: oh here comes a walk in for infant twins

also: hey this person who died from a week ago is actually wanting to change funeral homes to u and also wants to be embalmed okay thx

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!