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Sad hats make me sad. The Man With the Hat deserves better than this.

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This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of Lucas Arts (Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine).

#indiana jones #hats #look at that cowboy peak. you could film a paramount logo fade-in on that bad boy

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of Lucasarts' marketing department.

So, in your own words:

#indiana jones #hats

This is a... dubious hat.

This is a dubious-looking hat courtesy of Marvel Comics:

Honestly? I think it's an actual Indy hat, just terrible photoshop processing.

#And apparently no one has ever seen Indy's whip before.#indiana jones #hats #frankly it's impressive that indiana jones graphic design has gotten WORSE in the last 20 years #LUCASFILM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL #also personally i'm just real sick of ~leatherette~ indy stuff.#all my CS era books now have peeling vinyl covers. classy!

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of Looney Tunes.

#indiana jones #hats

this is a sad hat.

this is a sad hat courtesy of DuckDuckGo

but oh my god. the bowtie

#indiana jones #hats

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat from the Colorado Belle Casino in Laughlin, Nevada

#indiana jones #hats #why? who knows

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of Epic Eats at Walt Disney World Hollywood Studios.

#indiana jones #hats

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This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of the San Francisco Giants.

Joc Pederson? You couldn't do Jock Lindsey?

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As baseball season winds up, I found a few more.

Chicago White Sox's fedora seems a little better:

BUT WAIT! Another, even less sad-hat contender steps up to the plate!

This is a less-sad hat courtesy of, also, the San Francisco Giants.

Incredible. And better than how the real thing turned out.

Or maybe not.

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This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat from Wild Hats, who should know better.

#i said no fanworks but you're a hatter...#c'mon now.#indiana jones #hats

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat from Vinylluxe.

Just all around weird graphics choices altogether. But you know what else?

It's also backwards.

#indiana jones #hats #this is probably just a photoshopped dorfman marketing pic but i haven't found an exact match yet #the pin is a dead giveaway though

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of ILM.

#indiana jones #hats #i saw this and gasped out loud :(

This hat is... technically correct.

This is a technically correct hat courtesy of Sega Genesis Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

However maybe we leave it to the photograph for this one, hm?

#since this is Pedant Country let us examine the top form is not quite correct nor is the volume but that's not really the biggest problem he #here*#it's just unfortunate shading that makes the whole thing look off because it is too literal #indiana jones #hats

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This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of... uh...

Oh no.

It's the real deal

Oh, okay. So it was... reblocked like this, or?

Oh, I see. Truly this is a Sad Hat.

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good lord. why

This is a sad hat.

This is a sad hat courtesy of... uh...

Oh no.

It's the real deal

Oh, okay. So it was... reblocked like this, or?

Oh, I see. Truly this is a Sad Hat.

#indiana jones #hats #look at the shape of it bro i'm crying. it's like the ur- bad hat drawing

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Now, you may be thinking, "why are there so many Indiana Jones baseball player bobbleheads in the world", and frankly, I am right there with you.

But we're not done.

Just as a little cherry on top (this isn't a hat post), apparently Topps (unless... hats... top... Topps?) put out a "throwback" series of cards with several historic baseball players... on the 1981 Raiders trading cards layout.

Who knows...

In a thousand years, even these may be worth something.

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So like, did I miss all the happening back in 2023 when the last movie came out or did Lucasfilm realize almost two years later that a short lived third action figure line and an even shorter lived second LEGO line was proportionally less licensed merchandise to generate income from than what they had 44 years ago for Raiders of the Lost Ark, let alone everything 17 years ago for KotCS and decide to scramble to get more money?

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Yeah, I think all of these promos happened back in 2023! Although I only saw one, sort of, in passing at the time. I don't follow sports enough to know all the details but apparently Lucasfilm regularly does baseball crossover promotions and they are reportedly very popular. As for the Topps card I assume it's an attempt at self-cross-promotion with their existing licensing tie-ins.

#unless i misread this and you meant something with the new (2023) kenner hasbro line?#quite honestly i just stumbled on this all on ebay back in like february and i was like. what. am i looking at.

Now, you may be thinking, "why are there so many Indiana Jones baseball player bobbleheads in the world", and frankly, I am right there with you.

But we're not done.

Just as a little cherry on top (this isn't a hat post), apparently Topps (unless... hats... top... Topps?) put out a "throwback" series of cards with several historic baseball players... on the 1981 Raiders trading cards layout.

Who knows...

In a thousand years, even these may be worth something.

#hey @mlb i just want to ask you some questions.#indiana jones #Not Hats

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