pure redbull and passion

im a loser with a blog

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[no-chill-at-all]

[depsidase]

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[firesignenergy]

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

[firesignenergy]

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

[slimetony]

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

[slimetony]

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[snyggvur]

now that’s some tea

[twerklina]

[zsnes]

idk if tony hawk is pro state a lot of skaters are anarchist

[zsnes]

hold on

[catchymemes]

[meow-iarty-deactivated20180805]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evans sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[comparingmeerkats]

dad: what are you doing with your life? how are you justifying your existence? 

me: 

[teenagerposts]

me, using a ouija board: A… L… I… V… E…

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it’s alive????

me: idk i’ll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N… A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

[catchymemes]

I only drink free-range, organic water

[dankmemeuniversity]