[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[the-muppet-joker]

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[ozempicofficial]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[muppetshow2026]

its not cliche bro its a love letter to the genre

[beatlescomments]

[romehbo]

[segamascott]

[nicomrade]

[brawltogethernow]

[van1llaskys]

[ryebreadedd]

made a goldfish mii and got obsessed with her, her name is goldie and her goals in life are a hotdog with large drink