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This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is MEIN!

[venennodd]

[indigokeeper]

Saw something like this once. But all the mess was inside a Wisconsin gas station toilet.

[indigokeeper]

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[lilkittay]

3

Is the holy number of cats. For me, anyway. 4 or more is too many. 2 is too few, 1 is unacceptable. But 3 is the perfect number where all will sleep on the bed at the same time, with humans.

[indigokeeper]

[lilkittay]

Goodbye, Merlin. I’ll miss you and love you always.

[indigokeeper]

He was a pretty cat. And a good cat.

[indigokeeper]

Bad Guy to my character: “Imma fuck you up!”

Me wearing little more than boob-kerchief and panties: stoic nod and draws weapon

Weapon: “Kupopopo!”

[indigokeeper]

[indigokeeper]

An oldie but a goodie.

Relevant again because I saw a nine-year-old doing this behind his mother while they were waiting to check out.

Thanks Fortnite.

[indigokeeper]

Make the pallet jack easier to handle?

[catbountry]

With Tumblr banning nudes, we’re going to have a DeviantArt effect where Tumblr becomes a haven for fetishes like inflation.

Calling it now.

[salternator]

They’ve only banned -human- genitalia. Furries get a free pass I guess???

[catbountry]

Oh God. Horse cock.

Horse cock everywhere.

[blackwingbear]

post naked selfies of your cat.

[catbountry]

My cat is always naked so I don’t know what difference that would make.

[lilkittay]

I’m going to post naked raw chicken breasts.

[indigokeeper]

[indigokeeper]

Legendary fight with Shia Lebouf

Normal Tuesday night for Shia Lebouf

[indigokeeper]

When you sing the Weird Al lyrics over the actual song

[indigokeeper]

Coworker was talking to a customer...

“It’s raining but it’s not monsooning”

So I make the glibbening joke

No one gets it

[indigokeeper]

Mileage of the beast

[indigokeeper]

I have a talent

“Hey [Selph], can you come Receiving?”

Sure <walks to back of the store>

“My printer’s not working, can you fi—“

<I get within five feet of the printer. It starts printing.>

Yeah, you better...

[indigokeeper]

“He said ‘It’s all in your head.’ And I said ‘So’s everything’ but he didn’t get it”