GO EAT SOMETHING

33M. He/him/his. A bunch of stuff and things that I find amusing, profound, or just plain AMAZING. Enjoy. Have a seat. Feed me a couple of cakes if you'd like.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[herholygraciousness]

I have absolutely no idea who the original creator of this image is. But I love it

[hotguygreg]

❤️❤️❤️

[my-dailydreams]

[twentycharacterlimit]

Tell us about some moments with other people that made you realise how gluttonous you had become

I can't stand group appetizers. I just want to mow through food and people will eat one item and pause for conversation and it makes it so awkward cause I keep eating and I'm just confused like are you gonna eat any more of these or am I just gonna eat the whole plate.

I absolutely refuse to share plates. I need to order my own food. Family style is nonsense when you eat family meals by yourself regularly.

[hisroyaldoughness]

This is literally me. Haha. Soooo true!

[gsirvitor]

[hisroyaldoughness]

Are there any regular activities or movements that have gotten difficult at your size?

Ohhh yeah. Haha. Quite a few! Running is out of the picture, and so is taking the steps two at a time. Shopping at regular brick and mortar clothing stores is no longer an option at my size either. I can't fit in most booths. I'm ALWAYS careful when sitting down in a chair that looks tiny for me. But I take it in stride. I knew those things would happen as I grew, and I'm fine with it!

[hisroyaldoughness]

You ready for more teasing pig?

Always! DM me if you think you've got what it takes. 😈

[hisroyaldoughness]

Bluesky?

I have not made the migration yet!

[hisroyaldoughness]

Damn those milking tits look heavy as fuck

They are! And they're even more fun to play with and suck on. 😏

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[hisroyaldoughness]

Are you still fat?

I think so...idk... what do you think?

[dozydawn]

chess set painted by alevtina belyakova

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[flamingkorybante]

My friend worked with the People With AIDS Coalition in 1990 and found this while cleaning out some old folders. I can't stop thinking about it.

[suchcrispwhimsy]

Ah. Those days. I remember those days.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

It's very rare when I say lol that something actually makes me laugh out loud you know… But this Fucking video actually had me cackling

[nuclearfeels]

HE STRAIGHT UP TRIED TO SACRIFICE THE GREMLIN CHILD TO THE PIT

[minedreamsareheretwo]

POV: you're a whøre for fast food