lemonaise

[sailermoon]

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[mrshamill]

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

[anxiousxqueer]

someone: so you're bisexual, do you plan on going dates with women?

me: i have concepts of a plan

[anxiousxqueer]

someone: so you're bisexual, do you plan on going dates with women?

me: i have concepts of a plan

[pontificationfromkroxzul]

I hope polyphilic relationships become more common so that they sell ravioli for 3 instead of 2 because I eat 1.5 people's worth of ravioli and what the fuck is anyone supposed to do with the remaining half

[indigolemonaise]

thats relatable asf, we need radical liberalisation of society asap to prevent ravioli waste

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

[deadbeatmaker]

I’m going to think about this forever…

[pontificationfromkroxzul]

I go to look at the bookmarks for 2 minutes and 4 people join the queue at the Waterstones WHAT THE FUCK

[indigolemonaise]

my grandmother said i should start a tiddlytwinks club

[lichen-bones]

successful catch!

[thenerdyolive]

Tintin in India (Part I) - Gaipajama

Cigars of the Pharaoh, The Blue Lotus

[crazyalien87]

Infographic about how many multisexual/mspec ppl are technically bi and can consider themselves as bi also if they want or just use other terms if they want.

Based on the original from this post, which is about how gnc women can still be women and don't have to id as nonbinary just bc they are gnc. I posted this in a reblog to that post, but felt it deserves its own post as well.

To be clear, I get why you may not want to call yourself bisexual even if it technically fits. I'm bisexual, too, but I've felt like that plenty of times in the past several years. Using only other terms for your sexuality is fine as well, or you can call yourself bi and other terms (e.g. bi and pansexual).

[theatrekidenergy]

Any other bisexuals feel like their attraction, no matter what the gender of the person is, still feels queer in some way?

[indigolemonaise]

so gay that even when im straight im gay

[theatrekidenergy]

Any other bisexuals feel like their attraction, no matter what the gender of the person is, still feels queer in some way?

[11-eyed-rook]

Bisexuals are unstoppable btw :3

[pontificationfromkroxzul]

They tell you we do +10% damage, what they don't tell you is that it stacks with each bisexual in your party

I'm currently on +110% damage

Reblog with your bisexual damage modifier

[indigolemonaise]

I'm currently on 80%, i need to up my bisexual damage modifier

or does it stack consecutively like 10+10+10 or is it multiplicative like 10% more than 10% more than 10% etc etc

[pontificationfromkroxzul]

Compound interest on your bisexual damage that's so much better nvm yes yes yes

[thedragonoftelevision]

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

[yomikoreadsbooks]

You’re not wrong there…

[allthefandomss]

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

2 things a man should do

Look at me like he can’t believe I exist

Hate nazis

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[rainbownerd12345-deactivated202]

alright i'm going to do one of those notes posts

30 notes - i'll try to finish the book I started a month ago but haven't had the time to fully read

100 notes - i'll start drawing more and try to practice regularly

200 notes - i'll stop procrastinating and finish my summer homework

400 notes - i'll change my pfp and/or my url (i don't really like either of them rn)

800 notes - i'll try to eat breakfast every day

edit: i left for ONE NIGHT and all but one of the goals have been reached...I'm going to be busy today...