"legally blonde: the musical" starter prompts
"I thought you were proposing!"
"Omigod, you guys!"
"I need to marry less of a Marilyn and more of a Jackie."
"This beats out the first time that we kissed!"
"What rich, romantic planet are you from?"
"You were the best thing about this place…"
"I was living in ignorant bliss."
"I thought that losing your love was a blow I could never withstand."
"Even if I crash and burn ten times a day, I think I’m here to stay."
"I gotta find my way."
"Here! Take a couple cards!"
"He quit. Said he makes more modeling anyhow."
"You’re allowed to shoot him in the knees."
"I’M TAKING THE DOG, DUMBASS!"
"You’re a genius!"
"I put my faith in love."
"Love led you here?"
"It has not worked out well."
"I wish that I were dead."
"You stalked some guy to an Ivy League School?"
"Look how far I’ve come without anyone holding my hand!"
"When people look at me, all they see is blonde hair and big boobs."
"I used to pray for the day you’d leave."
"When I’m wrong, then I say I’m wrong."
"You really earned that internship, eh?”
"I was wrong about you."
"Happy people don’t just shoot their husbands! They just don’t!"
"I’m catnip to the guys."
"This wouldn’t work if I tried all day."
"No, wait, before you walk away…"
"Is he gay or European?"
"Of course he’s gay!"
"He’s gay! Totally gay!"
"They bring their boys up different there."
"YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD!"
"If he turns out straight I’m free at eight on Saturday."
"Just because we are in Boston Women’s Correctional Facility does not mean we can’t become the best that we can be!"
"I hate you, and I love you for it."
"Two jobs plus law school?!"
"I don’t go to parties a lot."
"I don’t spend hours.”
"What is this place?"
"Seriously… how do you do it?"
"I would never sleep with a man in a thong!"
"I haven’t slept since 1992."
"I grew up in the Rocksbury slums, with my mom and a series of bums."
"How is this helping?"
"This is a tragedy! And every tragedy needs a Greek chorus!"
"You know we’re right."
"Keep it positive!"
"Pull her hair and call her ‘whore’!"
"Depending on the time of day, the French go either way."
"Run home, and change out of your skank costume."
"Uh, honey, I’m not finished."
"Check, please."
"Back the hell out of her way!"
"Mister, you’re fired."
"Are you psyched or what?!"
"Would you make me the happiest woman I know?"
"If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!"
"What does not kill us makes us hotter!"
"You’ve got the best friggin’ shoes!"
"Hands? Who thinks she’s guilty?"
"Okay, now here is where you kids come in…"
"Uh, could you show me that again?"
"I’ve got a package…"
"They’re just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!"
"Honey, Mazel Tov."
"You’re a perfect match, ‘cause you both have such great taste in clothes."
"Of course he will propose!"
"How many yachts can one man own?"
"What’s that in the air?"
"Try it once, he’ll buy you a drink!"
"Love, I’m doing this for love."
"It’s time for me to go brunette."
"See, I have not begun to fight!"
"She’s eating Milky Ways. This is bad."
"I am so much better than before!"
