pop off, my liege

Tila • elder [MINOR DNI] • she/her • mostly shitpost, definitely eclectic • currently running on queue

[indomie-fried-noodle]

[indomie-fried-noodle]

I'm so sorry, but please don't send or tag me on donations posts. I will keep rebloging those posts but on my own term. Once again, I'm so sorry. It's a hard decision for me to take, but I really need to do it. Thank you for your understanding 🙏🏻.

Also, in case yall unaware, I rb and queue lots of Heated Rivalry stuff. If you don't want to see it, just block the tag. Also, because of the nature of the show, ofc it's gonna be lots of nsfw stuff, you can block "#nsfw." and "kinda nsfw." Thank you.

[hudconuinely]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[mysticetes]

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

[penandinkprincess]

blessed with the divine vision that bb shane was a fucking STICKLER for equal application of rules when he was an itty bitty. he'll accept the rules just fine, but they will now be HOUSEHOLD rules.

and most of the time it's fine. shane's bedtime is 7:30 pm because he is so itty bitty, but yuna and david have always just gone to their room after that so bb just assumed they were also following The Time To Sleep rules.

which is all well and good until nana is visiting while staying with her sister, it's 7:40 pm, and she is just cooing and delighted at bb shane just repeating "night NIGHT" over and over from the doorway to the living room because she is not understanding that this is not him being cute and saying goodnight.

this is attempted enforcement of the rules because nana, it is time for NIGHT NIGHT and you are clearly NOT ready for night night, and to TOP IT ALL OFF!! YOU ARE KEEPING MAMA AND DADDY FROM NIGHT NIGHT. RULES!! BROKEN!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS LITTLE BABY FACE. >:(

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[kn0wmore]

Honestly i love when rockets explode

[kn0wmore]

this is me every few months

[theehorsepusssy]

[funnyao3tags]

Yay!!!!

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[funnyao3tags]

I can no longer remember if Cliff and Ilya actually went to Paris or if that's Fanon...

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[nelyaaas]

my mind has been overtaken by visions of fried tofu

[russianblush]

college era au where shane and ilya are in rival frats and notoriously can't stand each other but oops they get a little too drunk one night at a party and they're both competitive so now shane challenges ilya not to touch himself while he jerks off in front of him. he fails, btw (gifset idea by @ilya-roza)

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[littleguysdaily]

[himejoshikomaru]

identity disorder is pretty cool! my favorite type of girl is multiple types of girls. issues… multiple girls with issues. jeez… – everyone be nice to my girls!!

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[segamascott]