I live like a hermit in my own head.

“It’s hard to want to stay awake when everyone you see, they all seem to be asleep, and you wonder if you’re missing a dream you can’t see.” - DCfC Canadian.

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[funnytwittertweets]

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[funnytwittertweets]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[funnytwittertweets]

[calicofae]

social media has really warped our perception of creativity and hobbies. Stop doing things to post them. Just write. Just journal. Just sketch. Just read. Just annotate. Just sing. Just crochet. Just do the thing you’re going to do with the assumption no one will ever see or know you did it. Stop performing. Just enjoy it.

[wellwaterhysteria]

i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

[mrdarcy]

[wilwheaton]

“Christianity didn’t become a world religion because of the quality of its teachings, but by the quantity of its violence.” -Eleanor Ferguson.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

new kind of guy who just really likes the first 30 minutes to an hour of horror movies thats just people doing regular things and turns it off as soon as the horror part starts to kick in

[theblurrxdface]

Tina Belcher deserves so much better than Jimmy Jr

[theblurrxdface]

Bringing this back now the movie is out. He's lame and he can't even catch 1 chicken nugget in his mouth after trying for a year

[theweight]

my three beautiful daughters igneous sedimentary and metamorphic

[soberscientistlife]

Evangelicals think they are experts on the bible, but in reality they have learned misquoted text and nothing about the interpreted word.

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[odinsblog]

He dropped a dime on his boy!

[ackb]