I Need AdOps

It isn't a lifestyle. It isn't a choice. It's a birthright.

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Fold my Bend

If my iPhone bends, does that make all my ads below the fold?

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Big Data versus Small Data

Big data:

Small data:

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Another day in the life of an internet publisher

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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I have no talented artist friends--all of my friends are soulless corporate whores. Don't tell me what to do!

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Can you see me now?

"i need adops because 'viewability' isnt a real word"

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Kool-Aid

I need adops because programmatic

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We in da club

"I need adops because nothing gets you laid faster than telling a hottie you can optimize ad placement for a thousand campaigns in real time."

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Getting bought out by Yahoo for over a billion dollars.

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Even with 25 years' experience

"I need adops because no one will pay me to watch anime and eat ramen."

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Rock Stars of the 21st Century

"i need adops because holy shit have you seen Biz Stone's girlfriend?"

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It ain't growing on trees

I need adops because money

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Lonely Friday Nights

"i need adops cuz hookers"

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Deficit Spending

"I need adops because it is the end of the quarter and I need to spend $50k"

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The Provider

 @MichaelFoster26 "I need adops because people keep skipping my pre-roll ads and I need to buy groceries for my daughter."