oh god they are soulmates

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[gayforgoodomens]

it never hit me how shortsighted Heaven is until i realized they put a Principality (whose entire raison d’être is to protect places and people from harm) in charge of Earth, and then were genuinely surprised when Armageddon came and said Principality went absolutely off-the-grid feral trying to stop it

[whispsofwind]

Where did I read the sentence “you can’t give a Principality a territory and then act surprised when they become territorial”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly, given how Heaven reacts to everything throughout Good Omens, I’m 99% sure that they meant for Aziraphale to be guarding against the humans, and Aziraphale just had one of his “I’m going to selectively hear those orders” moments, and the rest was history.

[amuseoffyre]

“And,” Gabriel said with a wink, “you’re going to be a guardian in the human realm.”

Aziraphale nodded and winked back.

As methods of communication go, a wink is quite versatile. You can say a lot with a wink. For example, Gabriel’s wink meant:

You’re going to go down to that earthly territory and make sure those hairless monkeys don’t do anything to get in the way of the divine plan and make sure they know what it is to fear the wrath of the Almighty and behave themselves as lesser beings should.

And as far as he was concerned, Aziraphale’s answering wink meant: I shall indeed descend to the earthly plane full of gross matter and hairless monkeys and be sure to keep them in their well-deserved place, beneath our divine heel.

Whereas Aziraphale, on the other hand, thought that Gabriel’s wink was more along the lines of: You lucky beggar Aziraphale, getting to go down there and look after God’s new humans and all the exciting things they have to make and discover. Now you go down there and experience all the humans have to offer and protect them with your life.

And therefore, his own wink had meant: Message received and understood. The humans will never have a more stalwart guardian. Looking forward to seeing what sushi is when it comes around.

It took quite some time for angels to learn the important of using words when dispatching pedantic principalities on human-sitting duty.

[mikkeneko]

reblogging for the wink

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[thegoodomensdumpster]

accept this silly self indulgent book aziraphale and crowley kiss comic

[veloona]

Small animation from Good Omens that I've made recently. I really wanted to post it sooner, but i took me two weeks to finish it. I've made 3 versions, because i couldn't decide which one looks the best.

If anyone is interested, whole animation was made in Clip Studio Paint. I hope you enjoy ❤️

My instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vvelociartptor/

[bankhar-deactivated20210703]

I’ve loved you, for a hundred years

Certainly fucking feels like it

@geraskierfunday Prompt: Royals

The Summer Prince that put the Winter Knight on the throne and married him for love.

Close up: 

[jasmin-mcpines]

““This lil’ bitch”

[letmetemptyou]

crowley doesn’t like to eat too often but you can bet your buttons he makes breakfast for aziraphale every morning after they spend the night together!!!

the first time it happens, aziraphale blinks his way awake in the gentle morning sun to find crowley holding out a breakfast tray with coffee and fruit and of course crepes and definitely a little sprig of lavender in a glass cut from his plants! and aziraphale is absolutely blown away, not least because...it’s really good?

“but you hardly ever eat! how did you get so good at making crepes?”

and crowley is bright red when he mumbles something about “I’d been practicing...just in case”

[whiteleyfoster]

This month’s Patreon request was Crowley and Aziraphale apple picking! Which quite honestly I could not be more happy to draw!

What do you think? Will Aziraphale catch his snake? Or will he miss and have to lovingly patch Crowley up even though he insists he’s fine?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the DVD commentary, episode 3

Douglas Mackinnon: Now, particularly I want people to watch out for the photograph that I donated to the cause-

Neil Gaiman: That’s my grandfather, that’s Morrie Gaiman.

Douglas Mackinnon: -which is my grandfather who… he’s easy to spot, because he’s the Viking, there he is.

Neil Gaiman: Yes, that is Douglas’s grandfather.

Douglas Mackinnon: And my grandfather, he was from Shetland, was actually called Charles Manson.

Neil Gaiman: And he dressed as a Viking.

Douglas Mackinnon: Dressed as a Viking.

Neil Gaiman: Yes. I’m also related to that milk bottle.

Douglas Mackinnon: [laughter]

[qiuomg]

“嘘…………”

[arkadraws]

HEY YOU! 

yeah, you! do you need more diverse queer stories in your life?

who am i joking, of course you need more diverse queer stories in your life. we all need more diverse queer stories in our life, whether they are about platonic found family in space (!!!) or two brown agender characters kicking ass in fantasy setting.

well then, look no further! 

i have planned several things for my patreon, such as:

patreon-exclusive oneshots

early access to novel chapters

character reference sheets

sneak peek of my ongoing writing projects

what are you waiting for? 

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[chaotic-bard]

Bonus:

Jolene Yennefer Geralt

[joeybateydearly]

Favourite reaction gifs of Jaskier [1/?]

[finleycannotdraw]

I wasted three days on this. Little messy animation I did of Crowley hopping around in the church! Hands are a struggle I do not want to conquer. Not the smoothest but hey, at least I drew it; it was 76 frames and I’m TIRED.

[naniiebimworks]

Mood: 2020

Good omens, Staged

[birdypng]

hellfire / holy water

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

this isn’t hardcore tv criticism exactly but i think something we all forget as a fandom that i’m sad everyone adapting good omens forgot too is that, in the book, we have no idea crowley has any particular reason to be wearing sunglasses until the bookshop burns. the whole book he’s just this douche wearing sunglasses all the fucking time, and everyone comments on it like “yeah there’s that douchebag in the sunglasses,” and it’s completely hilarious until he’s at his most vulnerable

like it’s a fantastic little gut punch of an image, twisting this dumb joke about late 80’s/early 90’s culture into a character revealing moment where you realize, yeah, crowley isn’t as cool as he presents himself even in his head narrating the story. he’s just a scared little dude with something to hide who’s all alone trying to save his home