[birdypng]

you bite me, i bite you. see who can take it.

[gaysie]

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

[prettygirlwyattrussell]

fucking STUNNING commission made for me by the absolutely phenomenal @birdypng 💖💖💖 based on my Corporal Lewis Ford X Major Major fic, Found You in The Dark, you should all go check out more of their work over on their tumblr!!

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[slightlylazyeye]

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

[nugulover69]

You could be having the worst day of your life and then boom. the omniscient faggot is back to beg for your old man pussy

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[killerqueenmp3]

[lovesongs4robots]

so nice of the company to give gura and mb perfectly compatible ports and equip it with a bidirectional cord with matching connectors in its lil pocket... makes you think,

1) if not supposed to plug in, why friendly hole shaped

2) what if it wasn't.... what if they had to rawdog it. no time to look for tools, mb biting the connector off, stripping the wires with its teeth to stick it in there. wiggling them around while holding g's head down just so, until it can get inside for long enough to stop all of the squirming that's affecting the connection. that could be nice too

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[greelin]

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

[birdypng]

♡ Ⅴ ❀ 𓃴

[orochiposting]

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

[uwillneverknowwho]

[zero drinks in on a Wednesday night] Do you think the shame and fear ever go away . Would yuo like to kill me

[yakultii]

i need to imagine some scenarios

[cherubheartz]

favorite phenomenon