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This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“

And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“

and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon"

and i was like ‘I don’t get it'

and he was like “Periods"

and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves.

straightallies-deactivated20240

You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me $200 each time

smartaveragebears

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

ordenna-deactivated20181024

same

Sociologist: So in your opinion, what differentiates Millennials from the previous generations?

Millennials: Well, probably growing up in a post-9/11 and post-Bush Wars world, plus the Great Recession and the instability of our financial futures and the exposure of widespread police brutality and the corporate stranglehold on governments -

Baby boomers: Social media social media social media social media social media social media social media social media SOCIAL MEDIA