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Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

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I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

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This guy is actually probably the happiest dude in all of 40k

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This is the most Chuck Tingle thing ever

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Totally satisfied! However, I believe I can still add many new helmets in the future.

Finished a unit of Skorpekhs and their Lord for my Cursed Legion!

#warhammer #40k #warhammer 40k #miniatures #necrons #miniature painting #skorpekh destroyers #cursed Legion

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ur mum is open source

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A lot of cool stuff to see in the Big Summer Warhammer Preview, but the real star of the show...

Is this little guy.

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I love this thing.

And its rules aren't half bad.

Same Rokkit Launcha the Boyz get with two firing options and a Duel Big Shoota as the other option.

This is a great way to balance your choices for optional wargear that's free; you can go for the Taktical option of a Rokkit Launcha with anti tank and anti infantry options, or you can take the Orky option and have two big machine gunz pumping out 10 shots at 18 inches.

Both feel valid in their own way.

The close combat options of the Grabbin Klaw and Buzzsaw are similar - one has higher Strength and AP, whilst the other has Cleave to make more of a mess to bigger squads.

This is great, and I hope other armies get similar set ups for optional wargear going forward; all options should feel valid if one does not cost less Points than the other.

And I love that the Spiked Ram has Cleave as well! Run more gitz over when there's more gitz to run over!

Plus Piling Out; if anyone tries to move in close to Charge the Trukk, your Boyz embarked get to disembark in your opponent's turn, ready for a fight!

If the rumours are true, the Battlewagon is getting updated too! I can not wait to see what kind of damage the Deff Rolla will do!

Side Note: that Armageddon box sure is looking nice... I'm never going to finish my Nids... I have a Norn Emissary coming in the mail 😩

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"The Space Wolves have such stupid/weird names"

The humble Ketil Flatnose, a Norse King in the 9th century

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The thing I find hilarious about Space Wolves is they get all "chuunii" when anyone calls them by their Legion/Chapter name in the lore.

They act like an edgy teenager being teased by their mother.

"I'm not a Space Wolf mom. I'm a Vlka Fenryka, geez!" #flipshairoutofhisface

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All done! I'm especially proud of the stone work of his base even if these photos don't show the subtlety of it all.

I'm going to miss working on him but I do still have the Caballeros to finish and soon enough I'll have some spending money I can put toward my next project. Whatever that will be.

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Still a wip (hence the blutac on his hand and the sloppy osl) but I’m super happy with how he’s turning out. This is my most hands on kitbash yet, taking a primaris scale jet bike and fitting it to the Lion was difficult but I think I managed it with lengthening and widening out the bike. Didn’t want to try and freehand the white scars logo so I went off Jaghatais symbol that’s on his Heresy model. I particularly love the little Mongolian prayer flag on the base I may add a couple more