nobody knows who the duck guy is anymore

I post whatever man I don't know don't make me write this it's a No Stress Zone

[smartaveragebears]

bruh i totally forgot i had a tumblr

[smartaveragebears]

and what are your turn offs?

the next 30 minutes are ad free thanks to the following sponsor 

[slyandthefamilybook]

now my printer is trying to fuck me in the ass

[smartaveragebears]

Has technology gone too far?

[smartaveragebears]

I wish real life was more like video games so I could materialise a horse out of thin air

[smartaveragebears]

Saw artvartist was trending so hello

[smartaveragebears]

Uk lost hard mate :(

we deserved it

[milesedgworth]

the best song of this year is the one you can’t even vote for

[smartaveragebears]

who took the gay out of Eurovision

[biomedicalephemera]

look, I know this isn’t at all relevant to this blog, but my local Half Price Books has a section labeled SHARKS that is filled with sharks and that makes me very happy and I thought you all should know

[leftforbed]

@ghostantine

[nevver]

[pokegraphic]

Welcome to the Alola region!

[smartaveragebears]

do you ever start writing a post before realising, no, the Internet doesn't need to know this about me yet

[smartaveragebears]

if you say hello really fast it sounds like hello but really fast

[smartaveragebears]

Hey hey hey I wanna die 👌👌👌

[dyaniiis-deactivated20170724]

i bought a ring today (he/him)

[smartaveragebears]

Just little androgyny things

Starting an argument between two passers by on the street as they heatedly discuss what gender you are

[eraserz]

Fun Little Depression Things That Piss Everyone Else Off

- Forgetting literally everything from phone calls to visits to where you put your wallet(I just had it I swear )

- Needing 12 hours of sleep everyday but only in the middle of the day

- Void days

- “I’ll clean my room tomorrow” everyday

- eating everything or nothing