Ineffable Wives Events

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Wake up, Good Omens fandom! We're doing something special!

Ineffable May 10

May 10 is both what is often cited as the date the book published (in 1990) and it's the day St Dunstan in the East Church (Neil's inspiration for the scene) would've matched up with the episode 3 Blitz scene (1941).

Bring on your fan works set between '41 and '90!

New or already shared fan works alike, they cover nearly 50 years of Crowley and Aziraphale knowing the other would absolutely, without a doubt save them. That's 50 years of "you can't deny this feeling".

40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. There's so much you can do with those eras, for Aziraphale and Crowley, other angels and demons, and even many of the humans! Especially in bookverse.

Or do something AU and toss canon to the wind!

(I personally love that 1967, another Hard Times cold open scene year, is when London decided to turn the remains of the Blitz scene church INTO A GARDEN. Crowley definitely had something to do with that.)

You can use the tag for any Good Omens celebrations you have on May 10 but especially for showing those fan works set between 1941 (the Blitz scene!) and 1990 (when the book came out!)

AND HEY!

ANY HELP getting the word out is super. I am but a small fan with an even smaller reach. I want anyone who wants to participate to have a chance to hear about it! Thanks SO SO MUCH!

And speaking of thanks: THANK YOU @flantasticclaude for your enthusiasm for this sudden fandom event, and stepping in to make the above wonderful, rainbow-filled graphic to get the word out.🌈😇😈

Let's all have an amazing fandom celebration on May 10!

[fledglingdoodles]

Butch Wives - Handwritten Notes

I imagine they have hundreds of letters, written but never sent, secretly kept in the hope that someday, when the time was right, they may be read.

(From @ineffable-wives-central Butch Wives Week Prompts. Yes the event was in Jan ‘22. Butch Wives are for all seasons)

[madebysamael]

Meet me for a milkshake at the diner 🍨

[infinitevariety]

“Crowley?” she asked, her voice barely a whisper.

She was so very tall. Tall and beautiful. Lovely cheekbones. Sharp nose. A few more wrinkles than she remembered, but she could say the same for herself. Now, though, red hair fell in elegant waves to her chest. She wore makeup better than Aziraphale had ever attempted to.

But it was still her Crowley. She’d never forget those eyes.

She’d always told herself that if she ever saw Crowley again, she’d play it cool. She’d ask where she’d been. Maybe try and make her feel a bit guilty for leaving without an explanation.

In reality, though, she threw her arms around her, mindless of the cappuccino all over her dress.

The Diary of Ms A.Z. Fell, From The Age of Eight to the Present Day by @punkbeen

[lucas-asecass]

I'm slowly figuring out how to draw them, so I'll be drawing them a lot

ineffable wives!

dancing to which song?

we'll never know

(also, I will constantly change if they look more masc or fem or butch or whatever because they are kinda shapeshifters and gender is a lie)

[eidorina]

Some Ineffable Wives ideas for my fic eyyyy

Noticed this got some attention, so here’s a link in case you’re interested in reading! <3

[oh-no-not-tiddies]

t4t ineffable girlfriends in the college au that I’m writing 💕

[eidorina]

ineffable wives whispers in the back of the bookstore

[screechingpotato]

WE NEED MORE INEFFABLE WIVES IN OUR LIVES

*gay panic*

[trashboatprince]

Aziraphale tried to introduce Crowley to pastries, but it seems that they're not quite the biggest fan of food that goes soggy very quickly in wet hands. Doesn't help that Crowley does not have the proper teeth for it either.

For my sea monster au

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 20 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: November 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming releases  ~ Serial romance ~ Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

ASMR by AppleSeeds, and IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (C & A are ASMR therapists)

Bi M' Aingael & Mèinn Aingeal Milis by IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (Musician C & audience member A)

Not Lavender, But Roses by @cassieoh and @liquidlyrium (Ao3 Liquid_Lyrium) Rated T (Mechanic C & fighter pilot A during WWII)

Rocker Crowley by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Unrated. (Rock star C & bookseller A)

The Garden of Delights by @zehwulf Rated E (C & A are members of a sex club)

Single Fics:

24. Sugar Baby/Prostitution by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1760 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and bookshop owner A)

A Little Outside Push by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 2994 words, Rated G (C & A work for rival theater companies)

All's Fair in Love, War, and Show Business by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 44,139 words, Rated T (C & A are actors)

Almost Heaven by pilatesandpinot 56,503 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Blindness by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 1524 words, Rated M (Criminal C & Detective A)

Dare To Be Brave by @mimsynims 28,803 words, Rated E (Author C & bookshop owner A meet at puppy obedience class)

Day 4: Teacher/Student by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1886 words, Rated E (Teacher C and student A)

Day 13: Medical by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1879 words, Rated T (Nurse C & emergency room patient A)

Doorway to Paradise by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 5714 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Endless Night by AppleSeeds 31, 843 words, Rated T (C & A are college students and housemates)

Fringe Benefits by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1596 words, Rated T (Actor C & theater patron C)

Ghost by AppleSeeds 5410 words, Rated T (CEO C and ghost A)

Gigantic by @bouncygin (Ao3 PeturbingPrism) 1941 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: rock star C and pop star A)

Growing Pains by OceanLace 77,309 words, Rated E (Single dad C & nanny A)

Hay Fever by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated M (Preacher's son C and farmhand A)

Hit me with your ledger by KissMyAsthma 1926 words, Rated G (C & A are coworkers)

Honeysuckle & Heat Waves by pilatesandpinot 44,772 words, Rated E (Male gardener C and female bed & breakfast owner A)

It's a Date by @melayneseahawk 6004 words, Rated E (A meets C after being stood up on a date)

It Takes Two by @saretton 12,187 words, Rated E (Single mother C & single father A)

Jack-o'-Crowley [High School AU] by @ineffableimpression (Ao3 alex232227) 1446 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Last Crossing by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) self-rec! 7052 words, Rated M (Ship's steward A & passenger C)

Losing Your Head by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1944 words, Rated E (Lady Azirabelle and male rescuer C in a Bastille fic)

Never Been Better by @anxietycheesecake 1118 words, Rated E (C & A are both trans, and are lovers)

On the Ethics of Asking Your Professor on a Date by @melayneseahawk 7433 words, Rated T (Professor C & student A)

Parallel by AppleSeeds 9168 words, Rated T (C & A are graduate students)

Pigeon by Lilian 10,685 words, Rated T (Orphan C & his teacher A are friends in a gen fic)

Search and Rescue by snae_b 18,854 words, Rated E (Search and rescue crew member C & embedded cameraman A)

Space Girl by pilatesandpinot 45,626 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are college students)

Spelling Errors by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 585 words, Rated G (Barista C & customer A)

Star Light, Star Bright by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1177 words, Rated G (C & A work at a theater)

Take a Bow by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 1061 words, Rated G (C & A are equestrians-- horse riders)

Take Me Up The Avon by Santillatron 6964 words, Rated T (Pirate C & Harbourmaster A)

Temple of the Muses by @ajconstantine (Ao3 AJ_Constantine) 240,764 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Lord A in the Victorian era)

That's the ticket by by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) 500 words, Rated G (A & C meet at an orchestra concert)

The One that Got Away by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2666 words, Unrated (C & A are old friends reunited)

the point is probably moot by @summerofspock 5957 words, Rated E (A is C's friend's boyfriend)

The Prince's Consort by IneffableToreshi 143,089 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Prince A)

The Pumpkin Patch by AppleSeeds 6582 words, Rated T (Farmer C & visitor A)

The Scent of Desire by IneffableToreshi 87,699 words, Rated E (Omega florist C and alpha bookshop owner A)

The Wilde and The Serpent by KissMyAsthma 7634 words, Rated T (Tattoo artist C & customer A)

Tinder Dates Gone Wrong by OceanLace 2856 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

To Be With You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 800 words, Rated E (C & A are lovers)

Too Busy Being Yours by @cheeriosandwine (Ao3 cheerios_and_wine) 2690 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

What Men Know of Heaven by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 8446 words, Rated T (Sex worker C & charity shop manager A)

What's Left of Me by @arielavader 1408 words, Rated E (C & A are married)

When We Meet Again by AppleSeeds 4005 words, Rated T (C & A are friends of friends)

You Can Stay At My Place (And We Can Fall in Love) by IneffableToreshi 51,799 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

[solar-kidd]

My designs for the wives :D

[levionok]

A Lady and her Knight

Ineffable Wives done for patr0ns in 2020

[thistlefandom]

once again i am drawing my 20-something t4t butch4femme friends to lovers ineffable spouses AU !!! <33 i miss going 2 clubs and am excited to get back 2 it when i go off for grad school (along with, uh, studying) so i wanted these two to also have a fun night out :D 

crowley is transfem, genderfluid, and a gnc femme (she/they)

aziraphale is transmasc, agender, and butch (they/he) 

basic premise of the AU is they’ve been friends since freshman year of undergrad, got closer as they bonded over trans stuff, then became inseperable besties and now are ~figuring out the world~ together post-graduation. the romantic and sexual tension is intense but it’s fine bc it’s aziraphale and crowley so ofc they’re endgame, but it’s still fun to torture them a bit in the meantime <3 

[isoji512]

⭐️

[trashboatprince]

Someone said my Aziraphale in my ineffable wives art has a mullet and I love that.

[holycatsandrabbits]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey tomorrow is the birthday of this fic! So I decided to share it again. Ineffable wives at the Salem Witch Trials

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Salem Witch Trials, summoning the devil (sort of), Witchcraft, spectral evidence, Puritans, Purtian clothes, John Richards - Freeform, Court of Oyer and Terminer, Dorothy Good, Crowley is soft for kids, Ineffable Wives Series: Part 3 of Dannye’s Zine Fics Summary:

Written for “Someone Will Remember Us,” an ineffable wives historical zine. My piece takes place during the 1692 Salem Witch Trials in what would later become the US state of Massachusetts. Rated T for historical subject matter.