Lightly Toasted @bread-bird-writes - Tumblr Blog

Heyoooooo I'm Birdie (but you can call me Bread if you'd really prefer). I made this blog a couple years back to handle any outside inquiries from my AO3 account, but now it's just a general-purpose thing. Happy to have you here! Askbox is open, messages are open, I always love requests but can't always write them. AO3 account is here. I've been doing this for about three and a half years now, and it's honestly one of my favorite things in the world to work on or talk about. Feel free to reach out! (If you're here for TFTGS-related reasons: here's the organized timeline, here's the location doc, here's the raw timeline info, and here's the series order)

bread-bird-writes

I’m starting to think we’ve lost the plot as to what qualifies as a Tumblr Sexyman and what is just, in fact, a sexy man

bread-bird-writes

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GHOSTFACE IS LOSING TO AN ANIME BOY. WHAT ARE WE DOING

bread-bird-writes

I’m gonna hold y’all’s hand when I say this. Any character played by Ryan Gosling is not a “hear me out.”

#when birds speak

bread-bird-writes

I’m starting to think we’ve lost the plot as to what qualifies as a Tumblr Sexyman and what is just, in fact, a sexy man

bread-bird-writes

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GHOSTFACE IS LOSING TO AN ANIME BOY. WHAT ARE WE DOING

#when birds speak

I’m starting to think we’ve lost the plot as to what qualifies as a Tumblr Sexyman and what is just, in fact, a sexy man

#like sorry you feel weird about wanting to bone a fictional character or a cartoon boy or something.#but that normal human conventionally attractive man is not a tumblr Sexyman.#we used to have principles #we used to sexualize clocks #when birds speak

zebra11235

I love AO3 and all its wonderful, generous, gorgeous, hilarious writers.

behaviornerdwithahat

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

#quilting.

footlongdingledong

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

#there’s a joke to be made here about turning into the riddler

gass-satation

i wrote down a drawing idea for later but then i realised i can draw in the notes app

#SCREAMS #tftgs

subaru-copilot

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

subaru-copilot

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

bookwyrminspiration

starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm

faerie-fangs

okay hot take i guess but since asexual aromantic aplatonic are non actions it should be considered the default until a character demonstrates attraction or action. No a character doesnt need to act ace or identify as aro its literally a non action. anattractional until proven otherwise

#I think we should do it the way allos do it too #did the character SAY they’re alloromantic? no yeah I know they implied it but maybe they’ll change their mind #I’m sorry I didn’t see an erection so I just dont see him as allosexual :/#I know she’s canonically alloplatonic but alloplatonic people can enjoy their own company too!#like okay. if that’s the game we’re playing then I’m gonna play it my friend #would really give em the what-for I think

what-even-is-thiss

Talking to allo people who haven’t really interrogated how society has told them to view sex feels like that bit in SpongeBob where Patrick keeps failing to put his hand on the lid

smthbugz

bertbert moodboard

#MIDDLE ONE IS LEGITIMATELY CRUSHING #mb tag

the-gas-station-mirror

they

#TOO OBLIVIOUS TO DO THE NOT WITH THEM #LMFAO SO TRUE #tftgs

smthbugz

verge moodboard

#mb tag #VERGE MY BELOVED

ladytabletop

hey because I am curious. what's your weirdest hobby?

ladytabletop

I am really enjoying going through the tags on this post. I know a lot of you asked what constitutes "weird", or prefer the term "niche" but I did say "weirdest" for a reason, because that's for you to decide - of all the stuff you do, what do you think would classify as "weirdest"?