♥ KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE QUOTES
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❛ So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ❜
❛ There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. ❜
❛ Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you. ❜
❛ You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. ❜
❛ You shot a dog just to get a fucking job! ❜
❛ If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. ❜
❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜
❛ How deep does this fucking thing go? ❜
❛ Is this the part where you say some… really bad pun? ❜
❛ This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv. ❜
❛ Sorry, love. Gotta save the world. ❜
❛ I’m awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. ❜
❛ Oh, no no no. I cancelled the gala because of you. ❜
❛ Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? ❜
❛ The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. ❜
❛ At least the girl’s got balls. ❜
❛ I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. ❜
❛ You dirty… little fucking prick… ❜
❛ That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. ❜
❛ I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. ❜
❛ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. ❜
❛ What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people. ❜
❛ To Pee or Not to Pee? ❜
❛ Not everybody had thanked you for that one. ❜
❛ A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. ❜
❛ Being a gentleman is something one learns. ❜
❛ Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam. ❜
❛ Looks like a lot of people are going to die. ❜
❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? ❜
❛ What a shame we both had to grow up. ❜
❛ Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate? ❜
❛ You need to take that chip off your shoulder. ❜
❛ This whiskey is amazing; you will shit. ❜
❛ Who the fuck are you? Where am I? ❜
❛ This knife can save your life. ❜
❛ Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure. ❜
❛ You’re a bloody disgrace. ❜
❛ I apologise for putting you in this position. You trained him well. ❜
❛ A little gratitude would be nice. ❜
❛ Fuck that guy, whoever he is! ❜
❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done. ❜
❛ Perfect timing. Gentleman’s just finished. ❜