Person getting fatter but also hornier and dumber and slobbier hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A couple starting off thin and of high to average intelligence but over time eating more, letting go, getting greasier, fatter, more hoggish, their intelligence decreasing more and more until the two are massive jiggling pigs eating away fucking eachother barely able to form a full sentence
Your boyfriend tells you about gooning and it sounds kinda stupid and weird, but he makes it sound so hot that after a while you give in, you decide to try it.
And it's...so much better than you thought
so good you can't actually...stop
Until, months later your both practically glued to the couch 24/7 watching endless porn, takeout containers on the floor, bodies spilling out of your clothes, barely aware of each other as you hammer your pleasure buttons, drowning in dopamine.
Too dumb to remember why you should stop
experimenting with edging to morbidly obese porn addict pipeline is real
I love that even telling all of you this is my strategy only makes it MORE effective because that's how horny triggers work best - when you know and accept it.
I am pinning this because if there was ever a better warning for what you are getting onto by following my blog.
