Real quick, if this message starts with 'you're a gay emo lol' or whatever, please know that's Yana's doing, not mine. I only had six beers to offer her in exchange for doing this interdimensional delivery, tragically. Say, you all wanna consider making that a real thing of its own, and not just... something that depends entirely on Magik's discs and her equally unpredictable productivity levels? Would make this much easier, aha, 'cause I have so much to tell you since the last time we caught up!
Firstly, the European leg of my tour was a success, more or less, the anti-mutant accounts included, my team had their money on the nose about the likelihood of those statistics, but nobody innocent got hurt, so I'll take it as a win! I'm not sure how up-to-date the multimedia scene is in Limbo, but for your ease of access, I've attached several photographs, as well as my official 4K UHD Blu-ray for the 'Light The World' tour! If you get the time to check them out, then I'd really like to hear your thoughts out. I'm personally proud of the new wardrobe sets we introduced in this leg; excited to see what my team and I end up pulling off in South America next.
Secondly, I have a puppy now! Well, Cerberus is actually a pretty old guy, he's a war veteran in a way considering what he was trained for his whole life. Still, O.Z. Chase — his previous owner — tried to show him all the love he could in their perilous world of hunting bounties. Chase is close to retirement, and he wanted Cerberus to finally go towards a safer home, so ... I'm glad he thought of me, as well as the fact that Cerberus considers me safe. He's a really great boy, I'm sending over a polaroid of him.
Finally, I stumbled upon a glorious find at this garage sale the other day ——— a couple of legitimate aircraft manual from the 1940s! This guy Stephen has a fondness for historical artifacts and describes himself as a "WWII relic hunter", and it's so cool he was willing to share this with both museums as well as regular civilians. I'm afraid I have nothing of significance to say about these manuals besides the fact they're well-crafted, but nevertheless, I do want these to be in good hand. Betsy gets "Wellington 4", you get "LOCKHEED P-38H" <3
That's all about me, I guess. Reply whenever you'd like, or not, it's completely fine. I just hope this letter finds you well, Maddy — or else I wasted six ( 6 ) beers for nothing, haha.
Love,
Dazzler
4th April, 2026;
Saturday;
Tribeca, New York City, Earth 616
P.S. Can you say hi to your goblins for me? I think they're really cute...
P.S.S. On a second thought, just to err on the safe side — I'm sending over a portable DVD player too? Gosh, you should give me a house tour some time when I'm over, I'd love to see how Limbo's been since I was last there.
Contentsi. Thirteen ( 13 ) photographs in a yellow envelope;
ii. One ( 1 ) Blu-Ray DVD & a portable DVD player;
iii. One ( 1 ) polaroid of Cerberus;
iv. One ( 1 ) manual, titled "PILOT'S FLIGHT OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS FOR ARMY MODELS..." on the front;
v. All of my love and best wishes for you and your empire <333